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I had sex in the living room
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:17:05 am »
The front door was wide open and people were walking by.    Not intentional.    Do better than that.    Hedstrom... this is what you are about to be dealing with.

We will have good table manners.     But don't come back to the room.
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2015, 09:21:09 am »
Since we're telling tales :uhh

In college, fvcked a waitress I worked with on the stairs to the second floor of our building while people were walking in and out of a party at the apartment I shared with two other dudes. One of my buddies threw (unused) condoms at us while we boned. It was quite romantic. A couple weeks later, one of my roommates started dating her. :lol Eskimo brothers
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2015, 09:31:55 am »
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2015, 09:33:52 am »
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2015, 09:36:21 am »
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2015, 09:51:28 am »
Yeah, I saw your door open and some whore in there.

I had teh secks with her too.

Soory about the splatter I got on your couch, but lets be honest here, it's not the first splatter of stranger baby batter that couch has ever seen.  :uhh
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2015, 09:54:54 am »
lets be honest here, it's not the first splatter of stranger baby batter that couch has ever seen.  :uhh

I think you've confused Tudo's couch with Steeb's couch
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2015, 10:54:20 am »
I think you've confused Tudo's couch with Steeb's couch
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2015, 11:36:11 am »
You haters are just jealous of my boy Tudo "cooking the puss". :koolaid
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2015, 12:00:49 pm »
Post unrelated:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3284885/Calls-versus-balls-Monkeys-smaller-testicles-roar-loudest-make-shortcomings-attracting-females.html

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It's long been suspected that loudmouths are trying to overcompensate for their inadequacies elsewhere.

Now scientists have found that particularly loud howler monkeys, which are among the noisiest animals on the planet, have smaller testes and produce less sperm than their quieter peers.
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2015, 12:02:09 pm »
:lol monkey balls
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2015, 12:05:52 pm »
She's been out of country for a week.      I had forgotten that the front door was open.    But I get the feeling she knew it wasn't.    I get the feeling she liked the exhibitionist thing.
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2015, 12:07:15 pm »
She's been out of country for a week.      I had forgotten that the front door was open.    But I get the feeling she knew it wasn't.    I get the feeling she liked the exhibitionist thing.

Remember when you poated that you were off to receive a BJ from her? Yeah, that was less than a week ago. Stop lying so much.
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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2015, 01:48:15 pm »
Maybe it was a virtual blowjob you stalker.

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Re: I had sex in the living room
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2015, 01:52:26 pm »
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