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What is his biggest weekly spending on?

Hookers
1 (3.6%)
Booze
13 (46.4%)
Neither, he's telling a damn lie
11 (39.3%)
Bacon
3 (10.7%)

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What does tudo spend the most on?
« on: October 26, 2015, 10:00:38 am »
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2015, 10:02:21 am »
PS, I set max amount of votes so you guise can tard accordingly. You're welcome, fags.
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 10:04:25 am »
I thought I did.  STEEEEEF! Fix it to allow 100 votes please. Thanks in advance, biotch.
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2015, 10:13:05 am »
Whoa stop stalking the guy
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2015, 10:15:22 am »
I do a lot of fishing.     And hunting.    I'm going boar hunting this weekend.     

I have never hired a hooker.

I have not lied about anything.

I like to go out to very nice steak restaurants.       My favorite is Charley's Steakhouse in Tampa,   But  I go to Ocean Prime and Island Way Grill and Salt Rock Grill.       I go to the beach a lot.     

I date multi-racially.    They are all teh hawt.   

I'm a very nice guy.    You'd be surprised.      That's why I don't understand all the vitriol.    :'(
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2015, 10:16:55 am »
Stalking? Just making an observation and a poll with his tales of sexuals with women. Dude looks like that weird headed dude on Goonies so I figure only logical explanation is these experiences are on a pay per hour basis.
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2015, 10:18:27 am »
I do a lot of fishing.     And hunting.    I'm going boar hunting this weekend.     

I have never hired a hooker.

I have not lied about anything.

I like to go out to very nice steak restaurants.       My favorite is Charley's Steakhouse in Tampa,   But  I go to Ocean Prime and Island Way Grill and Salt Rock Grill.       I go to the beach a lot.     

I date multi-racially.    They are all teh hawt.   

I'm a very nice guy.    You'd be surprised.      That's why I don't understand all the vitriol.    :'(

I believe you, well a little. And I'm sure you're a nice guy, probably an overly loving drunk too. I could see you getting locked up for being too handsy with the dudes at teh bar.
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2015, 10:41:54 am »


My major problem with drinking is I get drunk and wind up taking creeptudo photographs of hawt  young women.

There is a new Tiki bar on Clearwater beach at the Wyndam.    JFC there was a mess of hawt there.    but I had left my phone in the car.  Probably gode that I did.

I have been arrested a number of times.     Most notably for carrying a concealed weapon.   (Clearwater--eventually Dismissed.)       Transporting an assault rifle.   (Newark Airport New Jersey---Port Authority--The freaking sky cap didn't speak English very well and didn't understand when I declared--eventually dismissed.)   


Couple of other times.     Me and stab have been in the same jail.    It's no joke.   

Well Thanks for caring everyone.   

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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2015, 10:43:39 am »
Liar for the win
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2015, 10:52:15 am »
Don't listen to bagles. He's just some almond eyed rube from the hills of Tennessee.  Honestly when was the last time you had a conversation with someone from Tennessee and walked away at thinking, "wow, what a smart guy."?
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2015, 10:54:18 am »
Liar for the win

I bet you've  hired hookers.     Freaking loser.

PS I have not lied about anything.    It shouldn't be difficult to believe I was in the Army.     It certainly shouldn't be difficult to believe I date hawt women multi-racially.   Especially if you've been to my fvckbook page.

So go fvck yourself bagel.     

Wanna hear something else I did that none of you losers could do?

I have swam across clearwater channnel and back.      Breast Stroke the whole way.    I  am a very VERY strong swimmer.   

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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2015, 10:56:24 am »
I bet you've  hired hookers.     Freaking loser.

PS I have not lied about anything.    It shouldn't be difficult to believe I was in the Army.     It certainly shouldn't be difficult to believe I date hawt women multi-racially.   Especially if you've been to my fvckbook page.

So go fvck yourself bagel.     

Wanna hear something else I did that none of you losers could do?

I have swam across clearwater channnel and back.      Breast Stroke the whole way.    I  am a very VERY strong swimmer.   



How much does she cost an hour? Did she give you the "just swam across the channel" discount?
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2015, 11:08:34 am »

She pwns  her own company that does marketing research.

Her dad is a retired Judge.

She has money.     She's also close to 6-2 so most of you couldn't date her because you are teh short.     But this is the only picture of the channel that I have  I guess I  could have shopped her out but I'm sure you all will be fine.



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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2015, 11:18:00 am »
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Re: What does tudo spend the most on?
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2015, 11:18:28 am »
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