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So I left my phone downstairs...
« on: November 21, 2015, 08:39:21 pm »
...and I needed to poop, but I didn't feel like going downstairs to get it first. I grabbed a catalog and thumbed through it. The experience was weird and nostalgic.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2015, 09:55:14 pm »
pics or it didnt happen
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2015, 09:58:29 pm »
...and I needed to poop, but I didn't feel like going downstairs to get it first. I grabbed a catalog and thumbed through it. The experience was weird and nostalgic.

I always take my laptop to the pooper with me. Im tellin ya, it makes the experience a whole lot better reading shitty chat while I shit.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2015, 10:26:04 pm »
How long until one or both legs go numb?

Me...left foot. 12 mins. Can set my watch by it.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2015, 10:30:02 pm »
What is this catalog you speak of? :uhh
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2015, 10:52:49 pm »
What is this catalog you speak of? :uhh


Crutchfield?
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2015, 07:15:57 am »


Crutchfield?

That shit is high fashon in Candia.

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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2015, 07:47:23 am »
What is this catalog you speak of? :uhh

it was musicians friend  :koolaid
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2015, 08:10:54 am »
How long until one or both legs go numb?

Me...left foot. 12 mins. Can set my watch by it.

I use a rasslin chair and rest the laptop on top of it. I can get a good 25 minutes of peace. :koolaid
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2015, 10:31:57 am »
Ralp has it right.  Did I just say that?  :lol

When you have kids the shitter is a retreat.  Its the only place that they won't bug you.  When I used to grab a paper my kids would scatter.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2015, 11:19:06 am »
it was musicians friend  :koolaid
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2015, 11:47:37 am »
Ralp has it right.  Did I just say that?  :lol

When you have kids the shitter is a retreat.  Its the only place that they won't bug you.  When I used to grab a paper my kids would scatter.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2015, 02:46:45 pm »
That shit is high fashon in Candia.

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So you consider car audio systems high fashion? :hmm
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2015, 09:59:47 am »
Do not spend extended periods of time on the shitter if you ever get a hint of hemroids ever and eat your fiber. I speak the truth brothers and coincidently getting that horrible hemroid surgery in about 4 hours from now. I'm told its very unpleasant but I have been battling these bad boys for years. I will not turn this into a NSFW thread with pictures of my giant pink garlic cloves growing out around my asshole much to your disappointment. Only 10% are bad enough to warrant surgery and mine are that bad. It feels like a swiss army knife with all the tools open has been up my ass for weeks. Very painful. I see a 3 day binge of pain killers and Netflix in my near future.
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Re: So I left my phone downstairs...
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2015, 10:02:29 am »
There are some things you just DON'T.  TELL.  STUCKNUT. Hope this helps!  :koolaid
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