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What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« on: December 01, 2015, 06:48:46 am »
I'll try to eliminate the obvious.


Starting bad threads?

Taking pictures with stuffed animals?

Alleged small feet?

Doing an internet radio show for 3 listeners?

Canadian citizenship?  (that should narrow down a bunch) :uhh




Faking your own death?

Religious fanatacism?

Homoerotic fanatacism?

Extreme political affiliation?

Beating a dead horse?

Beating off a dead horse?

Owning a website?

Frequenting a website with a chat function?

Stalking people's Facebook page for ammo to use on a website with a chat function?

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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2015, 07:17:04 am »
Whew! I was beginning to wonder if I qualified.

Glad I dont, tards.

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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2015, 07:26:24 am »
Whew! I was beginning to wonder if I qualified.

Glad I dont, tards.

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That's certainly not a complete list by any means. Was waiting for some more suggestions.
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2015, 07:27:49 am »
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2015, 07:27:55 am »
Being a Miami Faggy Fish Fan.
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2015, 08:09:44 am »
You've become very introspective lately.  Are you going to Spaz yourself?
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2015, 10:00:09 am »
I do a lot if this and then some.   It doesn't make me a tard.  But I see how it makes you one  :-*
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2015, 10:02:36 am »
Being annoying without any substance to their argument or ever at once thinking "You know, I might be wrong on this one."

Starting 3< threads on the same topic (mascot names, Hillary emails, BENGHAZI) is another tard trait
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2015, 10:15:23 am »
I do a lot if this and then some.   It doesn't make me a tard.  But I see how it makes you one  :-*

This is a tard site.

Everyone here is a tard.

It's always been like that.

Lately I've noticed people that take themselves WAY too seriously.   That's fine.   But you are Tards too.

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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2015, 10:43:14 am »
This is a tard site.

Everyone here is a tard.

It's always been like that.

Lately I've noticed people that take themselves WAY too seriously.   That's fine.   But you are Tards too.

So then Tard of the Year should also be Member of the Year ???
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2015, 10:48:36 am »
So then Tard of the Year should also be Member of the Year ???

I'm not clear on what makes someone 'member of the year.'     

Illustration:

A good example of member of the year is  Reed winning it a couple years ago.  It just made sense.
A good example of TOTY is SnakeEyes or Bman.   I just makes sense.

 
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2015, 12:17:30 pm »
This is a tard site.

Everyone here is a tard.

It's always been like that.

Lately I've noticed people that take themselves WAY too seriously.   That's fine.   But you are Tards too.
says you  :lol
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2015, 01:11:16 pm »
I won tard of the year back in 2011.  I hope that helps you all get a better glimpse of what it takes...
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2015, 02:15:02 pm »
I won tard of the year back in 2011.  I hope that helps you all get a better glimpse of what it takes...
sounds like lowered expectations to me
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Re: What Makes a Tard....a Tard?
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2015, 06:16:05 pm »
Canadian citizenship sums it up. That and anyone born in the state of Ohio.
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