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New Years
« on: December 31, 2015, 08:50:55 am »
I have about 15 hours to lose 50 pounds.
Think I can do it??
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Re: New Years
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2015, 08:52:28 am »
Cutting off your head will drop about 10 pounds instantly. Start there.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2015, 08:53:25 am »
I was going to suggest losing some fingers.  The beetus is gonna take them anyway.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2015, 08:56:50 am »
easily.  especially if you already have a saws all...    just cut off a leg... otherwise you have to go to lowes and get one....better yet rent one and return it drenched in blood.  That would be pwn.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2015, 09:42:45 am »
Every year I try to lose 150. The bitch won't leave though.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2015, 04:44:16 pm »
This  :koolaid

Hard for your bitch to leave when she is being held against her will and tied up in your basement.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2016, 12:31:57 pm »
Every year I try to lose 150. The bitch won't leave though.

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Re: New Years
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2016, 12:53:59 pm »
This  :koolaid

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Re: New Years
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2016, 02:33:08 pm »
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I made a New Years Resolution many years ago to not make anymore New Years Resolutions.  This is one I have been able to keep
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Re: New Years
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2016, 02:41:36 pm »
You should resolve to log off and STFU.
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Re: New Years
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2016, 02:47:07 pm »
Not before 2015 Winner of the Stucknut Football Pool is announced.  And then maybe I will.... just tell you to gfy instead
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Re: New Years
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2016, 10:15:45 am »
Don Lemon: CNN Anchor Makes Sexual Remark to Kathy Griffin During New Year's Eve Coverage.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/viewers-speculate-don-lemon-drunk-nye-show-article-1.2482497?utm_content=buffer38d00&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer



Lemon told Griffin she had a "nice rack" after she took her coat off, revealing her bra. Social media users speculated that Lemon was drunk while hosting CNN's New Year's Eve coverage.


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