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A new spin on the lottery
« on: January 15, 2016, 10:36:47 am »
https://www.yahoo.com/music/powerball-reimbursement-fund-page-created-235504618.html

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A Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me Page Has Been Created

A woman by the name of Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, TN has raised a little more than $800 in seven hours via her Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me page.

Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs.

Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.

Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like  and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.
For your charitable donations, Nicole promises to make you her #MCM or #WCW. Yet, despite the gall of the Go Fund Me Page, some users simply weren’t in support of her attempts.

Sonya Hagans quoted new viral internet star, Michelle Dobyne and wrote “Not tuhday” while Kenyatta Gibson was a bit more spirited in her response.

“Guuuuuuuuuuurl…….I ‘SWEATERGAAAAAWD’ if I see one person give you one rusty copper penny I will spend ten times what you spent on lottery tickets on PLANE tickets to fly to their humble abode so spoiled in riches that they can afford to make it rain on Sweet Brown like ratchet humans such as you who choose to spend their cash on Remy, Flaming Hot Cheetos, VOSS Water and Powerball , and commence to kicking every single one of their asses!!!”

Can you really be mad at her for trying?


Didn't win the lottery?  Just get reimbursed via crowdfunding  :lol
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2016, 10:41:04 am »
Looks like it has since been deleted.  Good thing too, because this is one of those stupid funding pages that people donate to just as a joke, while other crowd funding campaigns (for start ups, family support after a tragedy, etc.) get completely ignored.
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2016, 10:42:15 am »
 :lol Cinnamon

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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 10:43:25 am »
 :lol Internet pan-handling.

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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 12:32:05 pm »
if u need sum cash just ask me pussy
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2016, 12:34:24 pm »
if u need sum cash just ask me pussy

i would like to ask your pussy for some cash.
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2016, 12:35:02 pm »
how much do u need i got more cash then the lottrey winner
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2016, 12:36:42 pm »
can you wire me 10 grand?
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2016, 12:38:32 pm »
ya whats ur swiss bank acount number bro i drop 10gs on the way to the bus stop
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Re: A new spin on the lottery
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2016, 01:10:28 pm »
can you wire me 10 grand?
i need new furniture.  (skullet happened)
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