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Some fun facts on death
« on: January 16, 2016, 10:23:26 pm »

At some point, you—the person reading this right now—will simply cease to exist. It could be today; it could be 70 years from now. The fact remains that one minute, you will be a living, breathing, conscious being with ideas and feelings and opinions and sensations, and the next, you will be nothing. Quite literally nothing.

And then that’s it. Forever.

Just think—no matter how big or small or good or bad you perceive them to be, all of the choices you make during your life are, in the overall scheme of things, utterly meaningless. Because someday, your heart will stop beating, and blood and oxygen will no longer reach your brain, and every single memory and thought you’ve ever had will disappear and never, ever come back. That will happen to you.

It should also be noted that everyone you’ve ever known and loved is going to die, too. Your mother will die; your father will die; your friends will die; your significant other will die; and so will every person you have ever seen or spoken to, or will ever meet—or never meet, for that matter. Just like you, they’ll all be gone, insensate unendingly forever and ever afterward. Have you thought about that recently?

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 06:51:24 am »
I just wish you would hurry up and cease to exist.
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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2016, 09:41:15 am »
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And then that’s it. Forever.

Well, there is some debate on that.

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2016, 07:16:46 pm »

Well, there is some debate on that.

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2016, 07:54:27 pm »
At some point, you—the person reading this right now—will simply cease to exist. It could be today; it could be 70 years from now. The fact remains that one minute, you will be a living, breathing, conscious being with ideas and feelings and opinions and sensations, and the next, you will be nothing. Quite literally nothing.

And then that’s it. Forever.

Just think—no matter how big or small or good or bad you perceive them to be, all of the choices you make during your life are, in the overall scheme of things, utterly meaningless. Because someday, your heart will stop beating, and blood and oxygen will no longer reach your brain, and every single memory and thought you’ve ever had will disappear and never, ever come back. That will happen to you.

It should also be noted that everyone you’ve ever known and loved is going to die, too. Your mother will die; your father will die; your friends will die; your significant other will die; and so will every person you have ever seen or spoken to, or will ever meet—or never meet, for that matter. Just like you, they’ll all be gone, insensate unendingly forever and ever afterward. Have you thought about that recently?

http://www.theonion.com/article/you-still-die-one-day-52183

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2016, 08:05:18 pm »

Well, there is some debate on that.

Thats true.

But only the living are debating it. I've yet to see someone die and come back to debate it.

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2016, 09:25:34 am »
You people need some Jesus.   The original designated driver.   The first Uber.
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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2016, 12:04:49 pm »
You people need some Jesus.   The original designated driver.   The first Uber.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2016, 05:46:48 pm »
It's times like this when I truly miss Snaek  :'(
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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 10:55:46 pm »
And when you die, you evacuate your intestines and bladder...   SaladTosser

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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2016, 10:59:46 pm »
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Take Developmental Psychology 101 - All relationships come to an end.  Be it thru a fight, drifting apart, or Death.
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Re: Some fun facts on death
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Re: Some fun facts on death
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2016, 05:18:23 pm »
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