James Hetfield vs Coldplay

[Steve in HTown]

This is not fake*

http://www.heaviermetal.net/2016/02/07/metallica-removed-from-super-bowl-50-coldplay/

Tempers flared behind the scenes at Super Bowl 50 at Levi’s Stadium. A security team escorted members of Metallica from the backstage area just before the halftime show was slated to begin.

Apparently, there was some sort of a mix up as to whether or not Metallica was scheduled to make an appearance during the halftime show. Hundreds of thousands of fans signed a petition asking the NFL to consider letting Metallica perform. Ultimately, the NFL decided to ignore their requests.

James Hetfield and Coldplay’s Chris Martin reportedly got into a heated exchange after Martin accused James Hetfield of eating all of his celery sticks, which were provided by event staff catering. Insiders say the two almost became involved in a physical altercation.

Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich could be heard shouting “you stole our halftime show you son of a bitch!” before attempting to shove one of his drum sticks in Chris Martin’s ear.




* it's fake

[Steve in HTown]

Give me food, give me fries, give me salad on the side!!!!

[Stab]

Dont fvck with a mans celery.

I would kill a mofo for MUCH less.

[Hedstrom]

I'd like to think Metallica wouldn't have wanted to lip synch their performance. That would make them sellouts. 

[WarPeteGillen]

Celery is a fatman's kryptonite

[Fomunda Cheesehead]

Saturday nights live internet feed concert was pretty good. saw most of it. I'm biased though. If I had to pick one band to listen to exclusively for the rest of my life it would be them. The Clash a close second.

[TeamJoe]

seriously? is this real life?

[PlaynWithDummies]

yes, unfortunately people are just fvcked up that way

[Fomunda Cheesehead]

"Jason Newsted To Return To Metallica, Carry Band’s Luggage" article also written by same author. He's obviously not good enough to write for the onion yet or the onion doesn't pay for bad parody articles about metal bands.