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Where will I finish?

In an ambulance
3 (13%)
Dead
1 (4.3%)
Kwit
5 (21.7%)
Under hour and 5 minutes (10 minutes/mile)
2 (8.7%)
Over hour and 5 minutes (10 minutes/mile)
12 (52.2%)

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Voting closed: February 14, 2016, 01:03:26 pm

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My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« on: February 10, 2016, 01:03:26 pm »
My coworkers had an extra spot on a team or whatever so
they signed me up.  The run is happening next week.

Quarter marathon is 6.55 miles  :lol  :'(

Use the poll above to ridicule me.  Maybe it's easier
to kill me than fire me.  I used to play a bunch of
streetball back in the 90's, so I'm a fairly athletic dude.
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2016, 01:18:31 pm »
If you have something like this:


then you'll be right around the 1:05 mark you're shooting for.

If not, you'll quit just after the first mile
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2016, 01:31:35 pm »
bro u cant even run a mile so u will quit loser
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2016, 01:33:41 pm »
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 05:42:35 pm »
how can i be teh only one who picked dead ?  ???

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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 05:53:26 pm »
how can i be teh only one who picked dead ?  ???

Cause the thread is new. And nobody poats here anymore.
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2016, 06:08:08 pm »
Does this mean you'll only need to cover your nipples with a quarter of a BandAid?
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2016, 06:09:17 pm »
Im going to cover them with butter first
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2016, 06:14:01 pm »
I've got you over 65 minutes, but I bet you'll be surprised by how easy it is.
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2016, 06:19:16 pm »
Does this mean you'll only need to cover your nipples with a quarter of a BandAid?

 :lol   :lol

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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2016, 06:29:41 pm »
The fvckin thing is downtown running on overpasses and shit.

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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2016, 07:02:24 pm »
Heart attack and in an ambulance somewhere around the 3.5-4 mile mark.
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2016, 07:07:44 pm »
Im going to cover them with butter first

Wearing a shirt that fits properly works well  :uhh
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2016, 07:08:51 pm »
Wearing a shirt that fits properly works well  :uhh

What the fvck does a canadian dentist know about properly fitting shirts and their ability to help you in a quarter marathon?
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Re: My coworkers signed me up for a quarter marathon.
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2016, 07:19:30 pm »
What the fvck does a canadian dentist know about properly fitting shirts and their ability to help you in a quarter marathon?

I'd comment on this but the funny thing is, you haven't the slightest idea what we're even talking aboot  :lol

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