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Tudo Report
« on: February 18, 2016, 06:54:48 am »
My sources informed me that tudo has been hired by a firm that is working on some top secret stuff. Apparently the contract has a limited tarding clause. More to follow. Let the speculations begin.
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 07:08:52 am »
Is he living in Panama, again?
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2016, 07:46:50 am »
Quote from: Hedstrom on February 18, 2016, 06:54:48 am
Apparently the contract has a limited tarding clause.


huge if true
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2016, 08:02:18 am »
Limited tarding?  :koolaid Huge if true :lol
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2016, 11:15:01 am »
Oh it's huge alright...wait...the contract clause...errrr.....that didn't sound right. OUT!!!!
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2016, 01:31:49 pm »
Do you guys chat on the phone, through texts or on Grindr?
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2016, 07:29:16 pm »
i can't get into this trehdesh

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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2016, 07:57:17 pm »
3rd date Tudo goes anal.

Hed is in trouble. 
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2016, 08:06:13 pm »
Quote from: Front Porch on February 18, 2016, 07:57:17 pm
3rd date Tudo goes anal.

Hed is in trouble.

And he doesn't use lube or rubbers
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2016, 08:11:00 pm »
Quote from: Learjet89 on February 18, 2016, 08:06:13 pm
And he doesn't use lube or rubbers

result.............pink sock

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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2016, 06:18:32 am »
Quote from: Front Porch on February 18, 2016, 07:57:17 pm
3rd date Tudo goes anal.

Hed is in trouble. 
Quote from: Learjet89 on February 18, 2016, 08:06:13 pm
And he doesn't use lube or rubbers

Would What do you suggest...finger exercises? BP?

Where the hell is Mark in Buffalo? These are serious questions.
« Last Edit: February 19, 2016, 04:02:34 pm by Hedstrom »
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2016, 09:13:40 am »
Like you don't know.
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2016, 12:17:24 pm »
Quote from: Hedstrom on February 19, 2016, 06:18:32 am
Where the hell is Mark in Buffalo? These are serious questions.
A tall Tudo tale from Hed? These two meet for sexual encounters and now they are finishing each others sentences stories?
(Mark in Buffalo's purple dildo chronicles>any tall Tudo tale ever BTW)
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2016, 08:09:01 am »
The DT's are lessening and the rehydration is going well.
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Re: Tudo Report
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2016, 07:39:13 pm »
So Tudo got a new gig and Hed celebrated it by letting him go balls deep in teh pooper? Whoa.  :lol
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