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Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:36:41 pm »
These fvckin racists are handing out their gold plated, slave labor built piece of shit trophies on Sunday, if you didn't know.

BEST PICTURE

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Bridge of Spies
Brooklyn
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Martian
The Revenant X
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Spotlight

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ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

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Matt Damon, The Martian
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl X

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Cate Blanchett, Carol X
Brie Larson, Room
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy
Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

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ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Christian Bale, The Big Short
Tom Hardy, The Revenant X
Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Sylvester Stallone, Creed

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ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight X
Rooney Mara, Carol
Rachel McAdams, Spotlight
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

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Boy and the World
Inside Out X
Shaun the Sheep Movie
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Carol
The Hateful Eight
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant X
Sicario
Mad Max: Fury Road

COSTUME DESIGN

Carol
Cinderella
The Danish Girl
Mad Max: Fury Road X
The Revenant

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DIRECTING

The Big Short
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Revenant X
Room
Spotlight
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2016, 12:40:28 pm »
I thought the Oskars were last month.

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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2016, 12:43:11 pm »
I'm really looking forward to bman's take on the movies of this year
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2016, 12:45:39 pm »
Maybe I need to get out more, but going down that list, I have seen exactly one of those movies.  Mad Max: Fury Blvd...or whatever. I thought it wasnt that good....kind of boring.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2016, 12:50:44 pm »
I thought The Martian sucked fat balls.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2016, 12:52:07 pm »
I thought The Martian sucked fat balls.

This. Boring, cheesy, extremely implausible bullshit. In real life, sorry Matt Damon, but you're going to die up there.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2016, 12:56:06 pm »
Are we supposed to guess, or is this thread as fricken pointless as your last one?
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2016, 12:56:39 pm »
Are we supposed to guess, or is this thread as fricken pointless as your last one?

Sure.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 01:01:12 pm »
Why is this in 80's Rock and Shit?
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2016, 01:02:33 pm »
Why is this in 80's Rock and Shit?

Cool.  Thanks.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2016, 01:09:05 pm »
Best Picture  The Revenant
Best Actor     Leo Dicaprio  (Finally gets it)
Best Actress    Cate Blanchette
Supporting Actor  Mark Ruffalo
Supporting Actress  Alicia Vikander
Animated Feature Film   Inside Out
Cinematography    Mad Max
Costume Design   The Danish Girl
Directing    The Revenant
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2016, 02:46:43 pm »
The Revenant was great.  My boy Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu is dominating Hollywood right now, it should get him his 2nd straight Best Picture and maybe 2nd straight Best Director award. (I wasn't that big of a Birdman fan, however...but I'm a big fan of his first movie Amores Perros).

Dicaprio will probably get the best actor award - I thought Redmayne was good in The Danish Girl, but not so good as to justify winning it for the 2nd straight year and keeping Dicaprio from it yet again.
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2016, 02:51:54 pm »
Maybe if black's weren't genetically inferior they would have been nominated for more Oscars.  You can't treat them equally when they are not equal /s/ J-Douche
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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2016, 02:56:54 pm »
I refuse to watch the Honky Oscars until they nominate "Booty Call"

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Re: Cracker Ass Honky Oscars - Who Ya Got
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2016, 02:59:54 pm »
I refuse to watch the Honky Oscars until they nominate "Booty Call"

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