"Mr President...uh, can I call you 'Barry'? How do you feel about the negativity directed at Beyonce following her comments regarding police officers"
Also, be sure to ask the tour guide which restroom he recommends and announce when you'll need to "drop a few O'Bozos off at the pool"
Finally....this is extremely important....
And don't forget the stuffed monkey to take pics with at the monuments.