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Happy World Poetry Day
« on: March 21, 2016, 12:36:40 pm »
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It's now Spaz to you
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2016, 01:12:28 pm »
Roses are Red
Your balls are blue
Stop calling me Hed
It's now Spaz to you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
Spaz sucks cock and swallows the goo
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2016, 01:14:28 pm »
huh who is hedstrom then
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2016, 01:22:33 pm »
Hickory dickory dock
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The clock struck 2
The trucker blew his glue
Spaz swallowed it all and his mom knew
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2016, 01:23:48 pm »
was that a limrick cuz u did it wrong the last line should rime with cock
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2016, 01:31:14 pm »
Spaz thinks he is hard
Only thing hard about him
Is cock in his ass
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2016, 01:45:59 pm »
There once was a boi from bel air,
Who would suck on a cock here and there,
He would not go so fast,
So as to miss their blast,
Which he then used to style his hair.
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2016, 07:38:53 pm »
Hickory dickory dock
Spaz was sucking a truckers cock
The clock struck 2
The trucker blew his glue
Spaz swallowed it all and his mom knew


:lol     Better poet than Maya Angelou
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2016, 12:43:06 pm »
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Spaz hit everyone with his cast
Spazs mom blew them all fast
Moral of the story is fvck you
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2016, 02:53:28 pm »
Did you guys know Brock rhymes with cock? 8)
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2016, 07:48:53 am »
Did you guys know Brock rhymes with cock? 8)

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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2016, 08:24:52 am »
You're threads he'll block
You're feelings he'll rock
He'll ban your ass
With his breath of cock

This poem doesn't follow any real structure. Also, "your."

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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2016, 08:30:00 am »
Grammar smack is lame
Try and step up your game
Go fvck yourself and die.
Eat the bullet right so you don't need a second try.
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2016, 09:42:01 am »
In my prison cell I sit,
With my britches full of shit,
And my balls are bouncing gently on the floor.
And I see the bloody snag When she bit me in the bag.
Oh, Iíll never fvck a Polack any more.
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Re: Happy World Poetry Day
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2016, 10:27:17 am »
The once was a bird with a yellow bill
It sat upon my window sill
I lured it in with a piece of bread
And gently squashed its fvcking head
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