Shaved Clam Calendar for Beavis and FP

[Dog]

I got you two an early Christmas present after learning of your penchant for plus plus plus size "models".  If you send me your address, I'll put your calendar in the mail.  But here is a sneak peak..

Miss January


Miss February


Miss March


Miss April


Miss May


Miss June


Miss July


Miss August


Miss September


Miss October


Miss November


And Miss December


Now Bavis, I know you'd have to refill your Cialis prescription to hit any of these, but you're will to hit each one twice.

El Jefe, let me know if you want a calendar too.

[Front Porch]

so you googled fat chicks?   

[Dog]

so you googled fat chicks?   

Show some gratitude,  dude.  It's the thought that counts.  I put effort into this present for you.  Now tell me where to send your damn present

[Dog]

Miss July looks like Rumpleforeskin's wife

[Front Porch]

Show some gratitude,  dude.  It's the thought that counts.  I put effort into this present for you.  Now tell me where to send your damn present

Sorry I appreciate all of your hard work and stuff.  I will never understand the sacrifice that you had to make. 

I think we should do a hottie tournament with these 12. 

[Stab]

:yuck

[Beavis in KC]

"Imona pwn these faggits.  Let me google and cull through photos of fat chicks"  /s/  RussDog

fvcking bode.

 

[RC in CMinn]

Reminds me of when I lived in Wisconsin.

[Rob in VB]

Isn't Miss June that chick from SNL?

[jeff in tucson]

Nah I'm good for now, Joe in EastVan has fattened up adequately.

[Turd Ferguson]

"Imona pwn these faggits.  Let me google and cull through photos of fat chicks"  /s/  RussDog

fvcking bode.

 

[Front Porch]

Maybe he just picked the first 12 pics he saw.

[Dog]

Maybe if Beavis would put a little effort into his posts, he would be such a tard.

[Beavis in KC]

You put effort into this thread and still failed miserably.

[Dog]

You put effort into this thread and still failed miserably.

much like you at life