I got you two an early Christmas present after learning of your penchant for plus plus plus size "models". If you send me your address, I'll put your calendar in the mail. But here is a sneak peak..
Miss January

Miss February

Miss March

Miss April

Miss May

Miss June

Miss July

Miss August

Miss September

Miss October

Miss November

And Miss December

Now Bavis, I know you'd have to refill your Cialis prescription to hit any of these, but you're will to hit each one twice.
El Jefe, let me know if you want a calendar too.