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I had an "almost cavity."
« on: April 26, 2016, 12:26:33 am »
One of the many things that adds to my charm,  is my beautiful smile.

From Birth until today,  I haf never had a cavity and my teeth are perfectly straight and white and I never had braces.

At my latest teeth cleaning the hygienist was done,  and the dentist came in  started poking my teeth and said I have a "soft spot" on my left incisor.

On the front.   Who the fvck gets a cavity on the front of a tooth?

He said it isn't really a cavity, but it will become a cavity if they don't put some enamel on it.

I think he was lying,  but I had the procedure today.   It took around 10 minutes.  The alleged cavity was on the front of the incisor on the right of the photo.

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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2016, 10:49:32 am »
 :lol I like yourself had an "almost cavity."
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2016, 10:52:33 am »
I think it was malpractice.   Seriously.  Who gets a "soft spot"   "almost a cavity" on their incisor?
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2016, 11:21:05 am »
:lol I like yourself had an "almost cavity."

 :lol Liar.  You've never been near a cavity.
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2016, 11:37:03 am »



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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2016, 01:38:35 pm »
I have never had a cavity my whole life.  And having an "almost a cavity" was traumatic enough.   That mutherfvcker shot me with a needle and numbed my upper gums.

Then he spent like 10 seconds scraping teh "soft spot" and then put some dry wall putty in there and then sanded it down.  fvck,  I could have done that.

It didn't take long at all.    He said,  "Ok,  All done."

I was like "Thanks a lot.  That was fun.   I see why you chose dentistry as your career."

He laughed.  I didn't.     fvcking fat numb lip for another 2 hours.    You fvcking bumpkins probably have a mouthful of reel cavities.    I never had one.   That shit sucked.   I'd hate to experience a real cavity.
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2016, 01:41:07 pm »
I have never had a cavity my whole life.  And having an "almost a cavity" was traumatic enough.   That mutherfvcker shot me with a needle and numbed my upper gums.

Then he spent like 10 seconds scraping teh "soft spot" and then put some dry wall putty in there and then sanded it down.  fvck,  I could have done that.

It didn't take long at all.    He said,  "Ok,  All done."

I was like "Thanks a lot.  That was fun.   I see why you chose dentistry as your career."

He laughed.  I didn't.     fvcking fat numb lip for another 2 hours.    You fvcking bumpkins probably have a mouthful of reel cavities.    I never had one.   That shit sucked.   I'd hate to experience a real cavity.


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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2016, 01:41:44 pm »

:lol saluki just gets the tooth pulled cause he can't afford putty.
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2016, 01:54:27 pm »
I guess I'll address the elephant in the threarde....


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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2016, 01:56:21 pm »
You do.  You read it.  And you poated.  Now you are trying to withdraw affection.
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2016, 01:57:09 pm »
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2016, 03:29:53 pm »
:lol Liar.  You've never been near a cavity.
I had one once  :lol Its a fvcking snowball I tell you. :CRY
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2016, 04:14:43 pm »
GOOD LORD!!!  Warn us before posting pics of PWDs gash

Has that thing had it's shots?

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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2016, 04:16:08 pm »
Has that thing had it's shots?

I haf a purty mouf and a charming smile.   And never had a cavity... until now... almost.
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Re: I had an "almost cavity."
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2016, 04:57:57 pm »
You should have called hed for a 22nd opinion.