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Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« on: March 23, 2005, 02:09:52 pm »
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HOUSTON -- It took All-Star pitcher Roger Clemens 20 years to rack up 300 wins -- a feat for which his team rewarded him with a brand-new orange Hummer.

On Wednesday, police say, it took thieves just a few minutes to make off with the hulking vehicle after Clemens' son drove it to school and left it unlocked.

School district police issued a statewide all-points bulletin statewide asking people to keep an eye out for the Hummer, which was stolen from Memorial High School at about 8:30 a.m.

"I talked with Roger about it a little," said Chuck Brawner, chief of the Spring Branch Independent School District police. "That Hummer was given to him by the New York Yankees for his 300th win."

Brawner said Clemens, who was at spring training with the Houston Astros in Florida, is offering a $10,000 reward for the vehicle's safe return and information about who took it. The Hummer contained all of Koby Clemens' baseball equipment for the high school team.

Roger Clemens couldn't immediately be reached for comment by The Associated Press on Wednesday.

He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.

Hummers can range from $50,000 to more than $100,000.

"These athletes, they make the money, don't they?" Brawner said.
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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2005, 02:10:15 pm »
That kid is a spoiled idiot.
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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2005, 02:26:47 pm »
That kid is a spoiled idiot.

Like you've never left your $100K vehicle unlocked in a high school parking lot.  fvcking douche. 

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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2005, 04:01:33 pm »
Mine was a convertible, so no point in locking it.? The one fvcking time I did put the top up and locked it, some fuker slashed right through the roof and stole the stereo.? Then I had to replace the roof and the stereo.? I decided if they were going to steel something, then steal it, but don't hurt the car.? Dayum beyatches.

My roomate has a Jeep YJ with the ragtop.  He never locks the thing...ever.

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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2005, 04:09:37 pm »
H-Towners be on the lookout.  There is a $10,000 dollar reward now.
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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2005, 10:27:36 am »
dumbass kid

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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2005, 07:41:54 pm »
My dad would have whooped my ass if I left my 76' LTD unlocked.  I guess the poor little guy will just have to drive his OTHER Hummer to school

I heard Koby on the news the other day.  I think he said "my dad makes a lot of money, but I spend a lot of money too"


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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2005, 07:48:14 pm »
More than likely he is into drugs or something shady.. that would explain why the hummer was unlocked

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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2005, 03:04:33 pm »
I think this is my first post here...


But, I thought Clemens Hummer was also stolen last year?

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Re: Koby Clemens left doors unlocked
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2005, 06:53:20 pm »
Tell Koby Clemens when I see his Hummer I'm gonna fight it.

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