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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2016, 12:59:24 pm »
do they allow you to vape indoors or do you have to stand outside with the rest of the losers?
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2016, 03:04:58 pm »
Tudo's right about the sausage gravy, it is delicious.

Really good breakfast place, decent lunch menu, never been after 2 PM
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2016, 03:26:30 pm »
Tudo's right about the sausage gravy, it is delicious.

Really good breakfast place, decent lunch menu, never been after 2 PM
:banana gravy  :lol  And tudo is right?
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2016, 03:30:00 pm »
:banana gravy 

That's Canadian Finishing Sauce you're thinking of

And tudo is right?

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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2016, 05:07:52 pm »
2th.   Breakfast only and well before 9am is the only time I"m set foot in there.
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2016, 05:10:56 pm »
Gotta give me something to compare it to. Would you say its better than Denny's, Ihop, or Village Inn? All those pacles have some damn good biscuits and gravy
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2016, 05:20:09 pm »
Gotta give me something to compare it to. Would you say its better than Denny's, Ihop, or Village Inn? All those pacles have some damn good biscuits and gravy

Those pacles all haf the shitteh white,  gravy.   

Bob Evans has a sausage gravy that's brown and pwn.

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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2016, 05:59:04 pm »
Those pacles all haf the shitteh white,  gravy.   

Bob Evans has a sausage gravy that's brown and pwn.

I had a cousin who worked there awhile back. He said the secret to teh brown gravy is they tell employees to wipe their ass with their hands after teh shit, then stick it in the buckets of gravy before they serve it.

True story.

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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2016, 06:54:03 pm »
I had a cousin who worked there awhile back. He said the secret to teh brown gravy is they tell employees to wipe their ass with their hands after teh shit, then stick it in the buckets of gravy before they serve it.

True story.

That's not true. 

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It's ok to be a dick if you have a gode reason.

Bob Evans is pwn.   True.

Bob Evans are individually franchised.   So they really can't close unless the proprietor is unable to pay the franchise fees.

Bob Evans franchises are pwned,  or somehow involved with Smuckers.

Smuckers is known as a jelly company,  but they are a multi mult million dollar conglomerate that employs vertical marketing.

Smuckers pwns Folgers coffee,   Duncan Donuts,  Thomas's English Muffins,  Philadelphia cream cheese, a pickle company or two.   

The coffee served at Dunkin Donuts is Folgers,  the jelly in the donuts is smuckers,   The English muffins in all their restaurants is Thomas'.

That's vertical marketing.   Jif Peanut butter.   Crisco.  Pillsbury.  Hungry Jack.  Cafe Pilon,   Cafe Bustelo.   Carnation... there's more. 

Anything you spread on bread, the bread itself, the coffee,  you will see the smuckers jelly on the table when you sit down.   Vertical Marketing.

If Obama or Sanders were smart,  they'd be trying to break that up instead of the banks.    :bananbang


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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2016, 06:57:19 pm »
Individually franchised? da fuq?
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2016, 06:59:57 pm »
Individually franchised? da fuq?

No they aren't.   But the rest is true.  :uhh
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2016, 07:09:52 pm »
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2016, 07:19:43 pm »
That's not true. 

The new key to making stucknut great again is not to be a dick for no reason.

It's ok to be a dick if you have a gode reason.

Bob Evans is pwn.   True.

Bob Evans are individually franchised.   So they really can't close unless the proprietor is unable to pay the franchise fees.

Bob Evans franchises are pwned,  or somehow involved with Smuckers.

Smuckers is known as a jelly company,  but they are a multi mult million dollar conglomerate that employs vertical marketing.

Smuckers pwns Folgers coffee,   Duncan Donuts,  Thomas's English Muffins,  Philadelphia cream cheese, a pickle company or two.   

The coffee served at Dunkin Donuts is Folgers,  the jelly in the donuts is smuckers,   The English muffins in all their restaurants is Thomas'.

That's vertical marketing.   Jif Peanut butter.   Crisco.  Pillsbury.  Hungry Jack.  Cafe Pilon,   Cafe Bustelo.   Carnation... there's more. 

Anything you spread on bread, the bread itself, the coffee,  you will see the smuckers jelly on the table when you sit down.   Vertical Marketing.

If Obama or Sanders were smart,  they'd be trying to break that up instead of the banks.    :bananbang

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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2016, 05:54:50 am »
Not a biscuits and gravy fan so any chain place like Bob Evans, Dennys, Perkins, IHOP, Waffle House are fine with me. Closing B.E. restaurants is just one more thing for the bluehairs to complain about. They'll just have to go to one of the many other pacles....It's pretty difficult to fvck up bacon, eggs and toast.
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Re: Bob Evans restaraunts to close down
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2016, 08:10:22 am »
1. IHOP
2. Waffle House
3. Bob Evans
4. Dennys
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