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High school football player faces 70 criminal charges for yearbook picture prank




Imagine if a dumb high school prank got you arrested, with the threat of 70 criminal charges that could impose a lifetime of punishment.

That's the potential fate of Hunter Osborn, a 19-year-old high school student in Arizona. After a teammate dared Osborn to stick out the top of his penis during the yearbook football picture, Osborn did just that.

As Patrick Redford reported for Deadspin, mayhem ensued. Osborn was arrested and now faces 70 charges: 69 misdemeanor charges for indecent exposure one for each person in the photo and one felony charge for "furnishing harmful items to minors" (for exposing himself), according to local news station KPHO. The charges could land Osborn in prison. (But the charges could change as the investigation continues, officials said.)


It is a ridiculous story. But it's also an example of the overzealousness of the American justice system.

It should go without saying that Osborn should not have done what he did. Still, he did not seriously harm anyone, and he probably had no malicious intent.

But it will absolutely inflict harm on Osborn if he's convicted of these charges. He faces potential prison time and an obstructive arrest record which may hurt his chances of getting a job or housing in the future, among other consequences. (A 2003 study from researcher Devah Pager found, for example, that a criminal record can reduce someone's chances of getting a callback for a job application by 50 percent.)

There are other costs, too: The case will take resources from the prosecutor's office to investigate and prosecute, time and money from a trial court as it hears the case, and up to thousands of dollars for food, housing, and medical care, among other expenses, if Osborn is put in jail or prison. (According to the Vera Institute of Justice, the average prison inmate costs Arizona $24,805 each year.)

To put it another way, there's a serious risk here that the criminal justice system will inflict more pain on Osborn and costs on society than he inflicted on anyone else all over a high school prank that parents and the school could have addressed by themselves.

http://www.vox.com/2016/5/3/11577828/arizona-high-school-football-prank-hunter-osborn

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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2016, 10:01:57 am »
Hitler probably would've faced a few million more charges
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2016, 10:45:57 am »
19 year old high schooler :lol
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2016, 10:50:05 am »
This is your Left, vol. MCXMIIILVXXII.
Humorless, perspectiveless, straight up idiotic, dangerous scoundrels.

I bet Lefties can't watch a movie like Porky's, Dazed & Confused, or Revenge of the Nerds and just get a nice laugh out of it.

Aborting (literally) millions of unborn is totally fine.  ("Thank you. God bless Planned Parenthood." - Barack Obama)

Having some guy with a dick be "prom queen" is totally fine.


But a stupid (pretty funny) high school prank that causes no harm except for embarrassment to the guy whose dick has now been seen by everybody = harmful exposure to the virgin eyes of "minors" who now have to acknowledge the existence of dicks in this universe.

THIS IS YOUR LEFT.
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2016, 10:53:45 am »
This wouldn't have happened had Ayn Rand been a part of the required district reading.
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2016, 10:55:08 am »
football playrs r faggets newayz. i played it 4 like 2 years and they were allways grabing dicks n sucking them n stuff that why im a cage fiter now
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2016, 10:57:06 am »
football playrs r faggets newayz. i played it 4 like 2 years and they were allways grabing dicks n sucking them n stuff that why im a cage fiter now

So while you were a football player, how many dicks did you grab and suck??   :popcorn
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 10:58:02 am »
Having some guy with a dick be "prom queen" is totally fine.


whoa, got any pics?
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 11:04:19 am »
This is your Left, vol. MCXMIIILVXXII.
Humorless, perspectiveless, straight up idiotic, dangerous scoundrels.

I bet Lefties can't watch a movie like Porky's, Dazed & Confused, or Revenge of the Nerds and just get a nice laugh out of it.

Aborting (literally) millions of unborn is totally fine.  ("Thank you. God bless Planned Parenthood." - Barack Obama)

Having some guy with a dick be "prom queen" is totally fine.


But a stupid (pretty funny) high school prank that causes no harm except for embarrassment to the guy whose dick has now been seen by everybody = harmful exposure to the virgin eyes of "minors" who now have to acknowledge the existence of dicks in this universe.

THIS IS YOUR LEFT.

The prosecutor of Maricopa County Arizona, where these charges are filed is an elected position, the party of the County Attorney who is prosecuting the kid, Republican Bill Montgomery.

You can't make this shit up.

Don't forget to correct my spelling above and jump around telling us how smart you are.

You might want to post some more inane videos when you aren't busy buidling a business empire with John Galt and the boys.

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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 11:06:53 am »
The prosecutor of Maricopa County Arizona, where these charges are filed is an elected position, the party of the County Attorney who is prosecuting the kid, Republican Bill Montgomery.

You can't make this shit up.

Don't forget to correct my spelling above and jump around telling us how smart you are.

You might want to post some more inane videos when you aren't busy buidling a business empire with John Galt and the boys.



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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2016, 11:26:27 am »
All forms of internet smack are some variation of "you're stupid", "you're fat", or "you're gay"

Vic runs around all the threads trying to convince us he's not stupid, fat, or gay.

The rest of us don't really care. 

It just goes to show that Vic is really stupid, fat, and gay.


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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2016, 11:27:40 am »
All forms of internet smack are some variation of "you're stupid", "you're fat", or "you're gay"

Vic runs around all the threads trying to convince us he's not stupid, fat, or gay.

The rest of us don't really care. 

It just goes to show that Vic is really stupid, fat, and gay.


Smart people don't have to try to convince people that they are smart.

I could use some convincing in your case. :lol
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2016, 11:36:35 am »
I was waiting for the moronic "this is your left" poat. TY :koolaid
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2016, 11:36:43 am »
I could use some convincing in your case. :lol

I'll move that up on my priority list.  :uhh
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Re: High school football player: show ur junk = worse than Hitler
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2016, 11:39:50 am »
I was waiting for the moronic "this is your left" poat. TY :koolaid

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