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Here's a doozy
« on: May 04, 2016, 01:22:23 pm »
The cool people in the chatroom urged me to create another epic thread, so here we go.
If we can get this one to 3 responses, everyone wins.


Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?












Because they lactose  :uhh :lol

get it?  :popcorn
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2016, 01:23:09 pm »
 :uhh
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2016, 01:24:19 pm »
 :lol Turd will use that in a few days
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2016, 01:24:35 pm »
Great, a dad joke thread  :uhh

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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2016, 01:26:43 pm »
My Dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful.
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2016, 01:30:05 pm »
Cow jokes?

WAT do you call a cow that had an abortion?





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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2016, 01:31:31 pm »
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?


He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 01:32:29 pm »
What do gay horses eat?









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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 01:39:58 pm »
Why did the cow cross the road?








To get to the udder side  :rimshot
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 01:47:23 pm »
WAT's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?


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Beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.


I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2016, 01:58:49 pm »
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Re: Here's a doozy
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2016, 02:07:54 pm »
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2016, 02:09:25 pm »
And then the Zookeeper says, "That's in case I fall out of the tree.  You shoot the dog."

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« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2016, 02:10:54 pm »
now i know its an epoch thread.

that was mike t's first post in a year.  :uhh
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« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2016, 02:14:37 pm »
What do sex and air have in common?


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