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I have a serious question.
« on: May 04, 2016, 09:11:48 pm »
Ok, so I have a serious question and I am hoping you guys can help shed some light on the matter for me and we can have an open discussion and come to the right answer here.  So here it goes.  Should you jerk off before or after you say your prayers at night? 
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2016, 09:15:19 pm »
why not before, during and after?  Heavy on the during  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2016, 09:17:30 pm »
Do you put things up your butt when you masturbating?
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2016, 09:17:39 pm »
After.  Easier to fall asleep.
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2016, 09:18:12 pm »
Do you put things up your butt when you masturbating?
why?  what have you heard?
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2016, 09:19:50 pm »
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2016, 09:27:41 pm »
Do you put things up your butt when you masturbating?
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 09:30:50 pm »
Do you put things up your butt when you masturbating?

No. I poop sometimes and it hurts just pushing that out, I cant imagine what it must feel like ramming something back up in there repeatedly.
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 10:01:34 pm »
Ok, so I have a serious question and I am hoping you guys can help shed some light on the matter for me and we can have an open discussion and come to the right answer here.  So here it goes.  Should you jerk off before or after you say your prayers at night?
Rubbing out some baby batter before bed? Shouldn't Mrs.BNI be dealing with your nutsack relief in the evenings? The majority of my self-pleasure comes during the hours that wifey is away at work and I'm supposed to be.

But it's always after the prayers.
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 10:51:18 pm »
 :lol prayers.  You have a glass of milk before bed too?

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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2016, 07:31:26 am »
before, that way you can ask for forgiveness.
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2016, 07:38:12 am »
No. I poop sometimes and it hurts just pushing that out, I cant imagine what it must feel like ramming something back up in there repeatedly.

Repeatedly? A buttplug goes in and stays in. Are you using Ben Wa balls?

I've never tried either. To my knowledge as far as I know.  :uhh
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 08:36:00 am »
Agree with Learjet. After. Fall asleep in minutes.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2016, 07:18:41 pm »
Rubbing out some baby batter before bed? Shouldn't Mrs.BNI be dealing with your nutsack relief in the evenings? The majority of my self-pleasure comes during the hours that wifey is away at work and I'm supposed to be.

But it's always after the prayers.

The ever so sexy Mrs. BNI does take care of things but there is also "shark week" where on occasion you may have to take matters into your own hand.
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Re: I have a serious question.
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2016, 07:26:02 pm »
So for those of you who do it right before you go to bed do you fall asleep with a sticky stomach and dirty hands?
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