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Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« on: May 07, 2016, 02:44:35 pm »
Im behind on bills and I need money. If anyone has any ideas how I can raise some cash, Im open to anything. Im desperate.

Here's what I got today in my inbox ...


Dear Client,

We have recently sent you a number of letters to remind you that the balance of $6325.21 was overdue.
For details please check document attached to this mail

We ask again that if you have any queries or are not able to make full payment immediately, please contact us.

Regards,
Loraine Holden
Group Managing Director



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Re: Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2016, 02:46:43 pm »
You are a queery  :rimshot

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Re: Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2016, 02:48:14 pm »
Send me your address and phone number and ill show you how money works.
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Re: Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2016, 02:52:57 pm »
Luckily for you, I have a Nigerian prince in my family and he is sending me a check for millions. I'll float you a measly 700 bucks you pore piece of shit.
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Re: Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2016, 02:57:03 pm »
Send me your address and phone number and ill show you how money works.

Ok. I appreciate you doing this for me  :koolaid

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Re: Nutters, i serisuly need your help !
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2016, 02:57:43 pm »
Luckily for you, I have a Nigerian prince in my family and he is sending me a check for millions. I'll float you a measly 700 bucks you pore piece of shit.

Well, thats a start. Thank you.

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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2016, 02:59:03 pm »
Ok. I appreciate you doing this for me  :koolaid

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I dont belleeb this.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2016, 03:00:27 pm »
I dont belleeb this.

No, seriusly. 604 is teh area code.

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2016, 03:04:39 pm »
Cackburn palce?
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2016, 03:07:47 pm »
Cockburn. Not Cackburn.

But i get Cackburn delivered to the house all teh time.

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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2016, 03:27:43 pm »
Ur joshing me
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2016, 03:34:35 pm »
No man, fvcks sake! Now send me teh fuking money!!

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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2016, 03:38:26 pm »
No man, fvcks sake! Now send me teh fuking money!!

Its coming nao :banana
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2016, 03:53:52 pm »
Would you like that in loonies, toonies, or a personal cheque?

Loonies and toonies are too heavy. A few hundos will be fine. TIA

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