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Tom Hanks is FAT
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:22:29 am »
Tom Hanks blames his "disease" on being a lazy american. 

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“I'm part of the lazy American generation that has blindly kept dancing through the party and now finds ourselves with a malady," Hanks told the Radio Times.

The fact he didn't put down the fork is somebody else fault doesn't surprise me.  :popcorn



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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 08:16:27 am »
wtf?  no pics?   :popcorn
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2016, 08:33:58 am »

He's not teh fat really...   he's got diabetes... and blames it on him being 'murcan.
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2016, 09:15:02 am »
So fvcking what?

Big fvcking deal?

and

Who the fvck cares?
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2016, 09:23:05 am »
Quote from: Dog on May 18, 2016, 09:15:02 am
So fvcking what?

Big fvcking deal?

and

Who the fvck cares?

I'm trying to spell diabetas the way Wilford Brimley says it.


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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2016, 10:15:54 am »
Quote from: testudo on May 18, 2016, 09:23:05 am
I'm trying to spell diabetas the way Wilford Brimley says it.



After giving it way more thought than it deserves, I'm going with    diabetuhs
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2016, 10:43:01 am »
Dog really could be overtaking Bavis as the most uninteresting guy at Stucknut.
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2016, 10:45:18 am »
Quote from: rocket625 on May 18, 2016, 07:22:29 am
Tom Hanks blames his "disease" on being a lazy american. 

The fact he didn't put down the fork is somebody else fault doesn't surprise me.  :popcorn

How is admitting he didn't take care of himself the same as blaming someone else? Because he pointed out that countless people in his generation did the same?
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2016, 10:55:17 am »
Quote from: Club America on May 18, 2016, 10:43:01 am
Dog really could be overtaking Bavis as the most uninteresting guy at Stucknut.

Says the dullard with 11K poats and still isn't a Nutter.

 :lol
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2016, 11:03:18 am »
Quote from: Beavis in KC on May 18, 2016, 10:55:17 am
Says the dullard with 11K poats and still isn't a Nutter.

 :lol

My thoughts exactly.  The guy nobody pays any attention to, the dumbest fvcker here, trying to tell anybody that they're uninteresting.   CA is taking over for Norman being the biggest fvcking tard.
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2016, 11:14:02 am »
Penegor Pentikiosk Project
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2016, 11:14:19 am »
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2016, 11:14:36 am »
You mean TOMBOY
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2016, 11:29:12 am »
In all likelihood it's type 2 diabetes, should be easy to control with a medication like metformin and some changes to his diet and hitting the gym 3 times a week.
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Re: Tom Hanks is FAT
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2016, 11:35:08 am »
Quote from: jeff in tucson on May 18, 2016, 11:29:12 am
In all likelihood it's type 2 diabetes, should be easy to control with a medication like metformin and some changes to his diet and hitting the gym 3 times a week.

Then why are you still so fat ?
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