Canadian callers have always sucked on the Rome show. I would like to say it's because they are too busy with their lives. Then I see drunk lumberjacks log-dancing on ESPN.
I'd like to say it's because they're too smart to get involved, but then I see them on TV tossing axes into the air like Arabs trying to celebrate a wedding without AK-47s.
I'd like to think it's because all the awesome Canadian callers are busy calling some Canadian version of the Jungle and letting the lames have the Jim Rome Show. But if Canada had their own awesome version of the Jungle, then they would also have their own awesome version of the NHL, and they don't. Their teams don't even make the playoffs.
Maybe Canada really...sucks. I will say their National Anthem is beautiful, and D. Wade is not disrespectful. I'm afraid he's just stupid as a dirt road and his NBA money won't even stretch as far as one.