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The Bum Drop Step
« on: May 24, 2016, 09:44:39 am »
I was born in raised in D.C. so it was always second nature.

But I brushed up this week.

fvcksake...     So for you country boys...  the 'bum drop step' is when a lunatic comes up to you on the street and tries to pretend they aren't bums even though they stink and aren't dressed for the weather.

The other thing....  just digressing a bit...    if the mutherfvcker is bavkle... look at his shoes.   If the mutherfvcker is white... look at his eyewear.

Black people with dirty shoes are dangerous.   
White people with glasses are felons.

If either of them are wearing overalls,  turn tail and run, however a blaak dude in overalls is generally more dangerous than a white guy in overalls...

where was I?

Oh so when one of these crazies comes up to you on the sidewalk... and they do to me..  trying to pretend they aren't bums... i'm a magnent for these people....   I look like I have money.   

:lol and I do..  :lol..   

So the drop step... this is important... hood shit..  when you get approached by one of these smelly mutherfvckers,  you have to remember you aren't allowed to kill them.   That's illegal.

You also have to remember they have nothing to lose and it's not illegal in their world to kill you.

So you do the drop step.

These guys aren't well fed.   So what they try to do is distract you while an accomplice sneaks up behind you.. this is when you do the drop step.   Very much like basketball... just simply dropstep so instead of being face to face you are side to side.   

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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2016, 10:09:42 am »
Another Urban Survival Tip:  The Shoulder Brush

While walking on the sidewalk and a sketchy individual is approaching maintain eye contact until they pass by then simply look over your shoulder and brush it with your hand.  This prevents the person from wheeling around on you after they pass.  It is also less conspicuous than turning all the way around.

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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2016, 10:24:01 am »
Sticky this threade...more advice..

When having sex with someone of an alternate race.   Always do something you would never do before.

My big thing is to ejaculate into the girls belly button.

(A majority of bavkle girls have outties...but it doesn't matter.)

But what happens is they tell all their friends that white dudes come in their belly buttons.

You have to be a little wierd.
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2016, 10:26:26 am »
simply look over your shoulder and brush it with your hand.

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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2016, 10:48:41 am »
Here's one more:


When at a playground as an adult, always ride on one of these:




Whilst screaming:  "HEAD 'EM OFF AT THE PASS"

Nobody will mess with you.
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2016, 11:43:12 am »
:lol it's important to scream it.   fvcking scream it.

THen when you can barely hold on to the mutherfvckin horse...   buck off and land in the mulch.

Then stand up and spit out a mouthful of that shitteh bark and blame it on bavis
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2016, 12:26:49 pm »
:lol I'm hammereed and blaming everything 0on beavis.   :lol   I think i'm over north carolina...  which if you are going down 95 means it's time to piss...

But I have a window seat and the couple next to me has a dog.

So i'm going to have to pee either on the dog or in the seatback infromt of me...
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2016, 12:28:18 pm »
 :lol Flying coach.

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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2016, 12:34:48 pm »
:lol Flying coach.

:lol southwest airlines.

It's general admission white trash airways.

I would like to just bail out of this fvcking thing...   

My experience however... is you can't bring a parachute through airport security.

It's practically the only thiat gets their attention.


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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2016, 12:42:55 pm »
DOES THIS PARACHUTE MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?     I Invite you to try that.
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2016, 02:23:18 pm »
Acute alcoholism :lol
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2016, 05:24:13 pm »
:lol  it's awesome if you think about it.  They are suspicious of people that have parachutes for carryon luggage...

In other news I'm back in florida.   Feel free to write me.
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2016, 06:18:36 pm »
:lol  it's awesome if you think about it.  They are suspicious of people that have parachutes for carryon luggage...

In other news I'm back in florida.   Feel free to write me.
Skydiving parachutes have an AAD, an automatic activation device, an tiny explosive element that helps to deploy your reserve canopy in the event of an emergency. The pressurized cabins can mess with that device. That's what you can't carry on

If you're a BASE jumper, and do not have that AAD installed (not needed from the lower altitudes that BASE jumpers exit from), you can bring your rig through as carry on luggage.

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Accept it. The sceptor.
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2016, 06:34:52 pm »
Skydiving parachutes have an AAD, an automatic activation device, an tiny explosive element that helps to deploy your reserve canopy in the event of an emergency. The pressurized cabins can mess with that device. That's what you can't carry on

If you're a BASE jumper, and do not have that AAD installed (not needed from the lower altitudes that BASE jumpers exit from), you can bring your rig through as carry on luggage.

USPA B License Holder.

Accept it. The sceptor.

Dude,  I know you are a skydiver.   I'm the stucknut historian.

I'm not a fan... you fvcking adrenaline junkies...   crazy bastards.

I skydove once.   Won't need to repeat the experience.

But you'll appreciate this... or maybe you won't.,...

People think it's about jumping out of a plane...  it's really not... there's all kinds of things going on ...   look up... is it there? is it square?    If not, you cut away.

Stab,  my brother.  This dude that jumped after me didn't deploy.    But he also didn't cut away.   

He relied on his APA...   that APA delployed at about the tree tops.  He got one one flare, one swing,  JFC...   i don't know what takes more ballz,  jumping out of a plane,  or jumping out of a plane and your parachute doesn't deploy and you don't cut away..
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Re: The Bum Drop Step
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2016, 06:41:37 pm »
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Black people with dirty shoes are dangerous.   
White people with glasses are felons.
with out tudo - how would i know this?  ???
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