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I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« on: June 07, 2016, 10:20:38 pm »
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I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours

By Alison Maloney, The Sun    June 7, 2016 | 11:23am



A mom is breastfeeding her boyfriend — 20 years after having children.

Jennifer Mulford took time off from her job as a bartender to induce breastfeeding because she wants to start an adult breastfeeding relationship (ABR) with Brad Leeson.

Because she has not given birth to a baby recently, she and Brad, 36, need to “dry feed” every two hours to fool her body into thinking she is feeding a child so she starts producing milk.

Jennifer was single when she stumbled across a website about ABR.

She said: “When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious.

“I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”

Jennifer, from Atlanta, started searching for men who would be open to the idea of adult breastfeeding.

“When I read about the pure joy it brought others, I was desperate to seek out a partner to share an emotional bond with.

“I used dating sites, put messages on ABR forums and even put an advert on Craigslist, but I drew a blank. I started to think I’d never get to try adult breastfeeding.”

Finally, she started chatting about the idea one night with Brad, an old boyfriend from school.

“We were talking and Brad told me he had a thing for big-breasted women, and that size had always been a factor in his relationships.

“I thought it was the perfect time to bring up adult breastfeeding — and see if he’d be interested,” said Jennifer.

Thankfully, Brad was instantly open to the idea: “It was like a light switch flicked in his head. I could tell from his voice that he was curious and excited.”

He started doing his own research into ABR and they soon became more than just friends.

She said: “At that moment I knew that I had a partner for life.

“We both wanted the same thing out of the relationship — a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve.”

Because Jennifer hadn’t breastfed for over 20 years, she had no milk to feed Brad.

The couple need to induce lactation by dry-feeding and pumping her breasts every two hours, just as if she was feeding a baby.

http://nypost.com/2016/06/07/i-quit-my-job-to-breastfeed-my-bodybuilder-boyfriend-every-two-hours/

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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2016, 10:22:44 pm »
this is pointless without pics of her boobs. 

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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2016, 10:35:06 pm »
Photoshop her arm away from her boobs and  :banana

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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2016, 10:37:43 pm »
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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2016, 11:12:34 pm »
I have no experience with tittay milk. I have heard mixed reviews on the taste.

But I do have a Shark vacuum. It's teh Shark Navigator, though, not the one they have...

I gotta say, I really do like it.  :koolaid
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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2016, 11:23:19 pm »
I have no experience with tittay milk. I have heard mixed reviews on the taste.

But I do have a Shark vacuum. It's teh Shark Navigator, though, not the one they have...

I gotta say, I really do like it.  :koolaid

Thats the stupidest looking Shark vacuum ever   /s/ Turd

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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2016, 05:59:33 am »
But breastfeeding is not sexual!!!! /s/ Public Breastfeeding Advocates
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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2016, 06:05:30 am »




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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2016, 08:59:39 am »
I was half expecting to see a Laser Wang quote in here about "stealing the milk."  :lol
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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 02:35:52 pm »
She's a nice looking gal; I'd give her some of my milk.

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Re: I quit my job to breastfeed my boyfriend every two hours
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2016, 04:32:46 pm »
Purple veiny banana tits. :lol

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