Author Topic: Elk's "Have Another Cake" (Read 609 times)

Kenyon · « **on:** June 16, 2016, 04:24:03 pm »

It's really not that damn funny! It's not original. It's not creative. And Rome is all
sucking Elk's ass over it and breaking those three words down like it was
off Dylan's "Blonde on Blonde"

I'm just now listening to the podcast, but I know a bunch of sycophants are going
to start emailing about how BRILLIANT that was just because Rome said it was.

Elk had a great interview, as he usually does. Why is his most lame line such a
freaking genius moment?

Arg.

Oh, and here's a smiley to explain this post for the stupid people here:

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2016, 05:38:36 pm »

Have a cake, don't suck, bro.

Norman in Norman · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2016, 07:40:23 pm »

Quote from: Kenyon on June 16, 2016, 04:24:03 pm

It's really not that damn funny! It's not original. It's not creative. And Rome is all
sucking Elk's ass over it and breaking those three words down like it was
off Dylan's "Blonde on Blonde"

I'm just now listening to the podcast, but I know a bunch of sycophants are going
to start emailing about how BRILLIANT that was just because Rome said it was.

Elk had a great interview, as he usually does. Why is his most lame line such a
freaking genius moment?

Arg.

Oh, and here's a smiley to explain this post for the stupid people here:

Another awesome thread

Kenyon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2016, 08:30:40 pm »

Hi Message Board Superstar,

I didn't come here because I wanted your approval. I didn't
come here because I wanted to fit in with you. I didn't come here
because I thought it would be awesome to misspell words while making
bananas ejaculate via cute emojis.

I came here because I wanted to express myself about the show and about
sports and topics in general.

Do I care how many people respond to my posts? No, I do not. Am I going to start
spelling "posts" as "poats"? No, I am not. Do I crave respect from you lot? No, I do not.
Do I track my "Stuck Nut Stats"? No, I do not.

I post my thoughts about topics, and hope to get some give-and-take about them.
That is it. I don't want to be part of your stupid little clique. l am betting there
are a few people who are willing to exchange opinions with me about various topics.

So...little faggot-assed people like you who want to make forum statistics important can
do so. My posts won't include pics of homosexual nature that you seem to crave, nor
will they show links to booby and booty pics that you also seem so desperate for.

If I had the money I would buy you pre-pubes subscriptions to whatever gay magazine you
care for. I do not have the money for that.

I suppose I will find a couple of intelligent people here to talk to. It may take a while. By the
looks of things, it will probably take a hell of a long time. However, I do have time, and
I have patience. You sad puds may not like me. You may not want me here. But here I am.

Take your trite little emojis and smarmy comments and shove them up your butts. You
probably will enjoy that.

In the meantime I'll stick around. I could give a sweet fvck if you like it or not.

Cheers.

Bagels · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2016, 09:31:25 pm »

I think what I'm supposed to say is "swoot malt fagit"

DrewInDTLA · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2016, 01:10:18 am »

have another cake was the funniest thing since "gobble gobble turkey" and "hey diddle diddle ray rice up the middle"

Zickefoose · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2016, 06:14:46 am »

Quote from: Kenyon on June 16, 2016, 08:30:40 pm

Hi Message Board Superstar,

I didn't come here because I wanted your approval. I didn't
come here because I wanted to fit in with you. I didn't come here
because I thought it would be awesome to misspell words while making
bananas ejaculate via cute emojis.

I came here because I wanted to express myself about the show and about
sports and topics in general.

Do I care how many people respond to my posts? No, I do not. Am I going to start
spelling "posts" as "poats"? No, I am not. Do I crave respect from you lot? No, I do not.
Do I track my "Stuck Nut Stats"? No, I do not.

I post my thoughts about topics, and hope to get some give-and-take about them.
That is it. I don't want to be part of your stupid little clique. l am betting there
are a few people who are willing to exchange opinions with me about various topics.

So...little faggot-assed people like you who want to make forum statistics important can
do so. My posts won't include pics of homosexual nature that you seem to crave, nor
will they show links to booby and booty pics that you also seem so desperate for.

If I had the money I would buy you pre-pubes subscriptions to whatever gay magazine you
care for. I do not have the money for that.

I suppose I will find a couple of intelligent people here to talk to. It may take a while. By the
looks of things, it will probably take a hell of a long time. However, I do have time, and
I have patience. You sad puds may not like me. You may not want me here. But here I am.

Take your trite little emojis and smarmy comments and shove them up your butts. You
probably will enjoy that.

In the meantime I'll stick around. I could give a sweet fvck if you like it or not.

Cheers.

Well said. This place is full of people who've posted 10,000+ posts on a forum of a guy they hate.

Norman in Norman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2016, 07:41:53 am »

Quote from: Kenyon on June 16, 2016, 08:30:40 pm

Hi Message Board Superstar,

I didn't come here because I wanted your approval. I didn't
come here because I wanted to fit in with you. I didn't come here
because I thought it would be awesome to misspell words while making
bananas ejaculate via cute emojis.

I came here because I wanted to express myself about the show and about
sports and topics in general.

Do I care how many people respond to my posts? No, I do not. Am I going to start
spelling "posts" as "poats"? No, I am not. Do I crave respect from you lot? No, I do not.
Do I track my "Stuck Nut Stats"? No, I do not.

I post my thoughts about topics, and hope to get some give-and-take about them.
That is it. I don't want to be part of your stupid little clique. l am betting there
are a few people who are willing to exchange opinions with me about various topics.

So...little faggot-assed people like you who want to make forum statistics important can
do so. My posts won't include pics of homosexual nature that you seem to crave, nor
will they show links to booby and booty pics that you also seem so desperate for.

If I had the money I would buy you pre-pubes subscriptions to whatever gay magazine you
care for. I do not have the money for that.

I suppose I will find a couple of intelligent people here to talk to. It may take a while. By the
looks of things, it will probably take a hell of a long time. However, I do have time, and
I have patience. You sad puds may not like me. You may not want me here. But here I am.

Take your trite little emojis and smarmy comments and shove them up your butts. You
probably will enjoy that.

In the meantime I'll stick around. I could give a sweet fvck if you like it or not.

Cheers.

Malt much?

Front Porch · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2016, 10:32:01 am »

You idiots get served and all you have is "sweet melt".

Good job, good effort.

Steve in HTown · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2016, 10:39:01 am »

Quote from: Kenyon on June 16, 2016, 08:30:40 pm

Hi Message Board Superstar,

I didn't come here because I wanted your approval. I didn't
come here because I wanted to fit in with you. I didn't come here
because I thought it would be awesome to misspell words while making
bananas ejaculate via cute emojis.

I came here because I wanted to express myself about the show and about
sports and topics in general.

Do I care how many people respond to my posts? No, I do not. Am I going to start
spelling "posts" as "poats"? No, I am not. Do I crave respect from you lot? No, I do not.
Do I track my "Stuck Nut Stats"? No, I do not.

I post my thoughts about topics, and hope to get some give-and-take about them.
That is it. I don't want to be part of your stupid little clique. l am betting there
are a few people who are willing to exchange opinions with me about various topics.

So...little faggot-assed people like you who want to make forum statistics important can
do so. My posts won't include pics of homosexual nature that you seem to crave, nor
will they show links to booby and booty pics that you also seem so desperate for.

If I had the money I would buy you pre-pubes subscriptions to whatever gay magazine you
care for. I do not have the money for that.

I suppose I will find a couple of intelligent people here to talk to. It may take a while. By the
looks of things, it will probably take a hell of a long time. However, I do have time, and
I have patience. You sad puds may not like me. You may not want me here. But here I am.

Take your trite little emojis and smarmy comments and shove them up your butts. You
probably will enjoy that.

In the meantime I'll stick around. I could give a sweet fvck if you like it or not.

Cheers.

Club America · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2016, 11:23:37 am »

Quote

I didn't come here
because I thought it would be awesome to misspell words while making
bananas ejaculate via cute emojis.

It never actually ejaculates kenyon. No matter how long you stare at teh Masturbatudo, it never spooges.

It could.

over at thetrolls.net, they have :gack.

Gack makes it look like anything you place next to it, spooges.

Its funneh.