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This is why I don't run marathons
« on: June 19, 2016, 04:25:24 pm »
http://www.abqjournal.com/794445/woman-attacked-by-bear-while-running-in-valles-caldera.html

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VALLES CALDERA NATIONAL PRESERVE, N.M. State wildlife officials say a woman participating in a marathon race in the Valles Caldera National Preserve was attacked by a bear.
The New Mexico Department of Game and Fish says the woman was racing Saturday afternoon when she was confronted by a female black bear.
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Re: This is why I don't run marathons
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2016, 05:23:45 pm »
Dick Groat would have turned that sumbitch into a rug.
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Re: This is why I don't run marathons
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2016, 05:25:11 pm »
Somewhere there is a "This is Why I Don't Go to Disney World" post...
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Re: This is why I don't run marathons
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2016, 07:07:27 pm »
I thought you didnt run marathons because you are a disgusting fatbody
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Re: This is why I don't run marathons
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2016, 07:17:51 pm »
I thought you didnt run marathons because you are a disgusting fatbody

Nope.  Just afraid of bears
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Re: This is why I don't run marathons
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2016, 05:34:09 pm »
Nope.  Just afraid of bears
too bad you werent more like Amie Huguenard
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