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Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:17:42 pm »
Listening to the sad puds' emails regarding The Cav's win I just think
enough is enough.

I don't want to harp on the same thing,  but the emailers to Rome's show
have to be the stupidest, most ignorant, pig-headed, unfunny people on
God's Freaking Green Earth!

Someone here tells me to kill myself, fine. I'm not going to do it and I'm
sure that person really does want me to commit suicide. However, I say
to the emailers of the Rome show: "If you all died right now, the world would
probably be less shitty."

Die, emailers. Get aids.
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2016, 07:46:34 am »
I agree.  Twitter is where it's at.  Less emails, more Tweets  :koolaid
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2016, 08:53:14 am »
All the best contributors were emailers.

They are the day to day grunts that show depends on. 

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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2016, 09:12:17 am »
Do the texters still have funny names? Tyrannosaurus Text, Jon Bon Texti, et all?
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2016, 09:21:42 am »
Do the texters still have funny names? Tyrannosaurus Text, Jon Bon Texti, et all?

Texter Manly, Textual Chocolate
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2016, 09:46:07 am »
I remember Emilio Textevez too :lol

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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2016, 09:57:26 am »
Speaking of Dexter Manley and emails, one of the funniest emails I ever heard was after Rome interviewed a NASCAR driver named Lee, I don't know if that was his first or last name. Anyway, this guy had petitioned NASCAR to let the cars have 3 digit numbers, and Rome asked him why. He said because he wanted the number 337, and he wanted it because if he was ever in a crash and ended up upside down, he wanted his car to say Lee. So then some asshole emails in with this:

Dear Jim,

I wore #72 because if I ever ended up upside down after a tackle, I wanted my jersey to spell Dexter.

Regards, Dexter Manley  :lol  :lol  :lol

Then of course Rome melted down about how fvcked up illiteracy smack is and how is it that someone who's illiterate can send him emails  :lol
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2016, 03:10:50 pm »
That is freaking brilliant.

I remember Rome's tirade after Tim Duncan used the word "retarded," and all
the sycophants started emailing about how horrible that was. Like a day later
Jay Moore was a guest and used the word "retard," and Rome just gave a
little nervous laugh and never said a word.

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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2016, 08:07:34 pm »
That is freaking brilliant.

I remember Rome's tirade after Tim Duncan used the word "retarded," and all
the sycophants started emailing about how horrible that was. Like a day later
Jay Moore was a guest and used the word "retard," and Rome just gave a
little nervous laugh and never said a word.
You will get run for calling Boatie a retard that's for sure. :lol
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2016, 08:59:31 pm »
Concur! Bodie must live in rome's guest house and is behind on the rent.
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Re: Moron Emailer Hall of Fame
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2016, 05:57:25 pm »
Speaking of Dexter Manley and emails, one of the funniest emails I ever heard was after Rome interviewed a NASCAR driver named Lee, I don't know if that was his first or last name. Anyway, this guy had petitioned NASCAR to let the cars have 3 digit numbers, and Rome asked him why. He said because he wanted the number 337, and he wanted it because if he was ever in a crash and ended up upside down, he wanted his car to say Lee. So then some asshole emails in with this:

Dear Jim,

I wore #72 because if I ever ended up upside down after a tackle, I wanted my jersey to spell Dexter.

Regards, Dexter Manley  :lol  :lol  :lol

Then of course Rome melted down about how fvcked up illiteracy smack is and how is it that someone who's illiterate can send him emails  :lol

:lol
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