fireside chat with kenyon

[Club America]

Ded pacle.

ask dude a question.

[Learjet89]

When did you lose your mind?

[Kenyon]

Hi.

Do you know what time irony is? That's when I lost it.

[Russ from Sactown]

Fireside chat with a Kenyan...

[rocket625]

Hi.

Do you know what time irony is? That's when I lost it.

you know you say you know
You think you know

But you just don't KNOW...

You know?     

[Kenyon]

Lordy, I'm bored.

[Stab]

Kenny, would you be so kind as to soak yourself in gasoline before coming to the fireside chate?

TIA.

[Club America]

Kenny, would you be so kind as to soak yourself in gasoline before coming to the fireside chate?

TIA.

That will rack.

[Kenyon]

Of course it will. For this place it was "comedy gold."

[Justin NoCal]

Of course it will. For this place it was "comedy gold."

Still waiting on your first funny post.

[Kenyon]

Here, monkey boy. This should hold you over:

teh hiss fer yuo. 

[Club America]

Here, monkey boy. This should hold you over:

teh hiss fer yuo. 

You're in OB. go ahead and take the 2 strokes.  You can drop you ball on the fringe, dipchet.

[Kenyon]

I bet you and your friends break up into discussion groups each time I post.
The discussions probably end with a bunch of frustrated shrieks and shit-throwing, however,
you are trying. Good for you!

Hey, I can't speak slower, but you can try to READ slower. Move your lips when
you do, it will help.

(Insert 'move lips sexual innuendo joke by a moron here)

(Kill yourself reference)

Okay. You're covered for the day. Tool.

[Club America]

Pro tip.

Increase your poat count to every thread until you get the required number for chat access.

[Kenyon]

Why in God's name would I want to step foot into that wonderland-of-stupidity-
wrapped-inside-a-Greek bath?