I bet you and your friends break up into discussion groups each time I post.
The discussions probably end with a bunch of frustrated shrieks and shit-throwing, however,
you are trying. Good for you!
Hey, I can't speak slower, but you can try to READ slower. Move your lips when
you do, it will help.
(Insert 'move lips sexual innuendo joke by a moron here)
(Kill yourself reference)
Okay. You're covered for the day. Tool.