put a noose around your neck
Is that it? That's all you do. You make 'cute' suicide references at people.
You do and say the same thing over and over and over again—no matter
the reference!
Over and over and over. The same freaking suicide thing again, and again,
and again.
You do know there isn't an emojie for it, right? There should be. A big
David Carradine noose. That would satisfy your banana jack-off along
with your suicide jack-off.
fvck me, I lost track of what I was addressing while addressing you. That's
how boring you are.
You should kill yourself. It would probably be one of those things where you
give your wrists just a tad more shallow a slit than is really needed for the job.
More likely you would cut a sleeping pill in half, hug your teddy bear, leave
a note ripping into your "significant other" and then be awoken the next day,
not by the paramedics, but by your shift boss, saying, "Again?"
Dude, if I'm addressing the wrong person, please forgive me. It's just that all of
the posts on this site run together in a boring blur that makes me want to blow
my brains out.