Rome: "Was that the best Smackoff ever?"
To answer the question in the host's idiom:
If by 'best' you mean the 'most cartoonish' ever, yes.
Unless they dial things back, the Smackoff is soon going to
become a dented version of some celeb has-been show.
If things keep going the way they are, expect to see Rome
boxing Danny Bonaduce with Kyle lurking around with the steel chair
and Leff, in her bikini (she was a transgender, don't you know) diving from
the top of the arena scoreboard onto Kyle. A bunch of tiny dogs storm
the arena biting Kyle, his wife shows up, drags him home by the hair...
wait...maybe Rome should do that?
The undercard would be the most kiss-assed callers battling it out to
see who loves Rome the most. I think Iafradie V Irai Craig could be the first
battle in the round of 16.