Post Smackoff

[Kenyon]

Rome: "Was that the best Smackoff ever?"

To answer the question in the host's idiom:

If by 'best' you mean the 'most cartoonish' ever, yes.

Unless they dial things back, the Smackoff is soon going to
become a dented version of some celeb has-been show.

If things keep going the way they are, expect to see Rome
boxing Danny Bonaduce with Kyle lurking around with the steel chair
and Leff, in her bikini (she was a transgender, don't you know) diving from
the top of the arena scoreboard onto Kyle. A bunch of tiny dogs storm
the arena biting Kyle, his wife shows up, drags him home by the hair...
wait...maybe Rome should do that?

The undercard would be the most kiss-assed callers battling it out to
see who loves Rome the most. I think Iafradie V Irai Craig could be the first
battle in the round of 16.

[Steve in HTown]

i think leff pulled the ultimate stunt so i cant see anyone try.

probably go back to pure smack calls next year.

[Front Porch]

It will be more stunts.

[Russ from Sactown]

And the elf held the smagov on a Friday of the 4th of July weekend when most people are heading out on vacay and could really give a crap about a smagov.  Way to make it not matter, Roam.

[Saluki]

I think the gimmickry is only going to increase :-/

[Kenyon]

i think leff pulled the ultimate stunt so i cant see anyone try.

probably go back to pure smack calls next year.

Yeah. Best call, not best stunt. Otherwise, some fool is going to end up on
the Darwin Website the day after the smackoff

[Kenyon]

And the elf held the smagov on a Friday of the 4th of July weekend when most people are heading out on vacay and could really give a crap about a smagov.  Way to make it not matter, Roam.

In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It's just a bunch of radio callers playing pretend. And it's pretty entertaining. In fact, the perfect thing to listen to as your rolling down the highway to your vacation destination.
(rhyme unintended)