Not really "bits", but a number of times back in the day, at least once a summer some carnival worker would wack out and do something like:
1) Get drunk and/or high on the job
2) Get fired
3) Escape while authorities are trying to escort him off the carnival grounds
4) Get chased thru the carnival, ripping off his clothes as he goes
5) As he runs, feel up every woman he could get close enough to reach
6) Climb the back Cyclone fence, which tears off any clothes he hadn't gotten rid of in Step 4
7) Spy tracks and approaching train, not noting its speed (or for that matter, his own nakedness)
Try to jump said fast-moving train, missing it by *that* much
9) Have a jacked-up mugshot for Rome to add to his ever-growing mugshot collection.
Those were the days...
Come on, Carnies! DO YOUR JOB! (badly). Rome needs the material!
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