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Olympic events I'd like to see
« on: August 11, 2016, 08:16:49 am »
So my gf has suckered me into watching some of this mess and it's been painful. I don't dig watching dudes diving together, thunder thigh gymnasts or fugly swimmers. Outside of Alex Morgan from the womens soccer team, chicks flipping over their handlebars in bike races and the occasional Hardees commercial, there is nothing for me to enjoy about these games.

These are Olympic events that should be mandatory:

Womens synchronized pole dancing
Womens wet t shirt water polo
Womens sumo wrestling in traditional Japanese sumo garb (125 lb weight class only)
Womens cheerleading

In addition to ability, all athletes must pass a "hotness" test to be administered by a panel of 10 heterosexual college aged men. I trust their opinion.
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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2016, 08:52:47 am »
This thread and this video have a lot in common

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2016, 11:22:22 am »
Women beach volleyball has been pretty good, if they could make it topless that would be an improvement. 
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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 12:28:50 pm »
It doesn't appear the women in beach volleyball have much tops. Topless won't help as much as you like.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 12:32:56 pm »
It doesn't appear the women in beach volleyball have much tops. Topless won't help as much as you like.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 12:55:03 pm »
I'd like to see nude leapfrog as an event in the fukkin' olys if this chick is in it....

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 03:27:30 pm »
It doesn't appear the women in beach volleyball have much tops. Topless won't help as much as you like.

You must have missed the Swiss team.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 05:14:28 pm »
Saw them but it was a cold night.

I am all for topless volleyball. However I think you will find a lot of As and B's. A's and B's need love too.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 05:22:32 pm »
I am the Michael Phelps/Joey Chestnut of eating Pussy. So I would like to see that as an event.
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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 06:43:24 pm »
I am the Michael Phelps/Joey Chestnut of eating Pussy. So I would like to see that as an event.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 07:09:31 pm »
Anyone that has to tell you how much pussy they have eaten hasn't ever eaten any pussy.

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 07:40:26 pm »
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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 07:42:48 pm »
i can dig the cannonball completion, but i tink it's already been done with fat guys

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Re: Olympic events I'd like to see
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2016, 08:55:07 am »
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