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Really? In Ohio?!?
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:39:41 PM »
Looks like he was trying to get a BJ!! 

http://crimewatchdaily.com/2016/08/17/dayton-man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

DAYTON, Ohio -- (WJW) -- A man was arrested in Dayton on Tuesday after a witness called police and said he attempted to have sex with a van.

When officers spoke with the witness who called 911, she told them that she saw him pull his shorts down and attempt to have sex with the front grill of a parked van.

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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2016, 05:51:22 PM »
Tail pipe or gas hole would be better
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2016, 05:53:08 PM »
Tail pipe or gas hole would be better

It would seem that Ohioans can't even figure out the correct way to fvck their automobiles.  :uhh
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2016, 05:57:35 PM »
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2016, 10:33:36 PM »
Puigs' old neighborhood is getting gentrified, so I'm not surprised that he has moved up to Dayton.

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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2016, 06:11:27 AM »
The return of ☆uigs  :lol
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2016, 10:37:55 AM »
and they wonder why I call it "Cintucky."   :lol
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2016, 10:39:34 AM »
Not that it borders Kentucky?
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2016, 10:47:25 AM »
Not that it borders Kentucky?

And in Rome speak , any "tucky" is 'neck / inbred land. 
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2016, 11:04:33 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2016, 04:44:59 PM »
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2016, 09:41:19 AM »
probably one of those Ohio State Suckeye dropouts
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Re: Really? In Ohio?!?
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2016, 01:46:45 PM »
Looks like he was trying to get a BJ!! 

http://crimewatchdaily.com/2016/08/17/dayton-man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

DAYTON, Ohio -- (WJW) -- A man was arrested in Dayton on Tuesday after a witness called police and said he attempted to have sex with a van.

When officers spoke with the witness who called 911, she told them that she saw him pull his shorts down and attempt to have sex with the front grill of a parked van.

That's badass! And less embarrassing than nailing a goat.
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