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Joe in EastVan

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“Lick Me Where I Fart”
« on: September 20, 2016, 01:09:37 am »
“I have never said this to a student before but fvck you”



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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2016, 05:40:20 am »
Toolshed is a lot fatter than expected.



To Toss someone's salad is to explore the anal cavity (clean or dirty) whatever your fancy, and gyrate your tounge is a circular licking motion in on, and around the anus, rimming with such affection in the "Salad" - hence the term "Toss my Salad" or kissing starfish

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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2016, 08:26:51 am »
What a novice - I've told PLENTY of students "fvck you" before.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2016, 09:18:23 am »
she looks like a lady here at my yob.  :lol
btw, I think we need more of her kind in the U.S. of A.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2016, 09:26:24 am »
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2016, 09:50:57 am »


Her and Snake are making a difference in kids Lives.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2016, 10:08:25 am »
She looks to have a ripping zit on her chin.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2016, 11:36:08 am »
Lives in the vicinity of PWD. Least surprising thing ever.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2016, 01:05:54 pm »

Her and Snake are making a difference in kids Lives.

She and I should go fight for freedom in Panama together.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2016, 03:34:24 pm »
She and I should go fight for freedom in Panama together.

 :lol "Stalker"
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2016, 07:58:05 pm »
“I have never said this to a student before but fvck you”



https://www.yahoo.com/news/suspended-teacher-allegedly-told-student-180000287.html

so you don't like orange pussy. your loss

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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2016, 10:12:06 pm »
so you don't like orange pussy. your loss

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That's not where (s)he farts.  Sayin'.
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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2016, 01:06:56 am »
That's not where (s)he farts.  Sayin'.

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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2016, 03:11:11 am »
That's not where (s)he farts.  Sayin'.


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Re: “Lick Me Where I Fart”
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2016, 11:06:55 am »
so you don't like orange pussy. your loss

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frank is saying he would pour hot water over her dirty panties to make iced tea.   :uhh