Me: (singing) happy birthday Dick Groaaaatttttt.
Wife: who are you singing happy birthday to?
Me: very serious, Dick Groat.
Wife: are you saying Dick Groat?
Later in the back yard grilling up some dead animal on the grill.
Me: (singing) happy birthday Dick Groaaattttt.
Wife: ok I know I will regret asking this, who is Dick Groat?
Me: really I thought you were a huge cards fan? google him
Wife: looks up from her phone, why would you be singing happy birthday to this guy?
Me: Sing it once and see if it doesn't just roll off your tongue
Wife: You are a dork