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Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« on: December 20, 2016, 09:34:55 AM »
What a difference a week makes.

The Chiefs and Detroit cant have nice things, Aaron Rogers is now an MVP after nearly losing to a shitty Bears team, Houston paid $72 mil for that... :lol, Gus Bradley was Savage'd, Broncos offense is bad, the Dirty Birds scored again and the Pats roll to another AFC East Title:

1. Cowboys 12-2 - the 'Boys' offense was humming early and Dak quieted doubters...for now.  The defense held on against Jameis and the Bucs for a 3 point win.  Dallas can now rest its players for the playoffs

2. Patriots 12-2 - 8 years and 8 titles.  They still have work to do and need help to secure the #1 seed in the AFC.  The running game still needs work.

3. Raiders 11-3 - After 14 grueling years, numerous h.c., bad draft picks, bad trades (lookin' at you Hue Jax) and overall ineptitude; muh Raiders are finally back in the playoffs.  It wasn't pretty; two turnovers in the red zone & DC still not right w/the jakked up pinkie finger but, they won.  If DC can get that finger right....

4. Chiefs 10-4 - Home game check, less than ideal weather check, a qb who has never played in less than ideal weather check and a chance to put a strangle hold on the AFC West check and double check; then you lose.  Andy Reid seemed to carryover his play calling from the second half vs muh Raiders into the game v the Titans.

5. Giants 10-4 - The Steelers could be in this spot but, its hard to deny the G-Men.  They held Matthew & the rest of the Motor City Kitties in check.  They've beaten 2 division leaders 2 weeks in a row...impressive.

Others receiving votes:
1.Steelers 9-5 - they tried to give it away but, Cincy wouldn't take it

2. Lions 9-5 - the pressure is mounting. the last game of the season v the Packers could decide the division

3. Seahawks 9-4-1 - other than the AFC South; the NFC West is trash. 

4. Falcons 9-5 - they are scoring at will and the defense is slowly taking shape.  they could be very dangerous come playoff time

5. Dolphins 9-5 - they are peaking at the right time.  Matt Moore lit up the J.E.T.S. Jets for 4 tds and it could've been a lot more.  Suh and Wake are nightmarish

Bottom 5:
5. Browns 0-14 - DeShaun Watson (Clemson) may want to stay for his senior year....

4. 49ers 1-13 - hard to believe that Kapernick was the cats meow just a few short years ago...

3. Jags 2-12 - so J'ville of them.  Leading 20-8 over the Texans only to lose and then fire Gus Bradley

2. Bears 3-11 - as I said about J'ville a few weeks back, "they are trying real hard"

1. J.E.T.S. Jets 4-11 - they aren't even trying at the point
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2016, 09:52:03 AM »
The Cowboys are my team, but I'm afraid that Dak doesn't throw the ball downfield nearly enough.  Therefore I would put them at #3.
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2016, 10:06:11 AM »
not shown in wiremans rankings:

24. (up from 25) Texans Benched Brock Osweiler  :koolaid
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2016, 10:08:02 AM »
Not being mentioned is pretty much where teh Texans belong
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2016, 10:38:43 AM »
Not being mentioned is pretty much where teh Texans belong

they still have a 50/50 shot of making the playoffs  :lol

but will probably lose 30-0 again at home like last season  :uhh
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2016, 03:30:26 PM »
Patriots should be 1
  they will win the superbowl.

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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2016, 03:37:37 PM »

5. Giants 10-4 - The Steelers could be in this spot but, its hard to deny the G-Men.  They held Matthew & the rest of the Motor City Kitties in check.  They've beaten 2 division leaders 2 weeks in a row...impressive.



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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2016, 04:32:37 PM »
Patriots should be 1
  they will win the superbowl.

Not without Gronk, they won't
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2016, 06:26:02 PM »
Didn't the Steelers just beat the Giants like 3 weeks ago. 

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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2016, 06:28:00 PM »
Wireman has a NY bias
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2016, 06:41:16 PM »
Patriots should be 1
  they will win the superbowl.



Beat the Pats in 2008
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It's 2016

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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2016, 08:20:32 AM »
Didn't the Steelers just beat the Giants like 3 weeks ago.
They did but, since the Giants have beaten two division leaders; 'Boys & Lions....
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2016, 08:44:05 AM »
Tom caught in is so unlikeable
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2016, 03:47:50 PM »
Not being mentioned is pretty much where teh Texans belong
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Week 16 NFL StuckNut Power Rankings
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2016, 08:33:27 PM »


Beat the Pats in 2008
Beat the Pats in 2012
It's 2016

Do you see the pattern?


HA


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