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Merry Christmas
« on: December 25, 2016, 08:12:16 AM »
"for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"

To you and yours, Merry Christmas

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2016, 11:09:16 AM »
My Uber driver today -- lovely fella named Abatarab -- probably doesn't celebrate the holiday
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2016, 12:02:36 PM »
"for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"

To you and yours, Merry Christmas

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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2016, 12:16:48 PM »
My Uber driver today -- lovely fella named Abatarab -- probably doesn't celebrate the holiday

He can drive you around in hell when his cousin detonates his bomb vest. :koolaid
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2016, 12:18:52 PM »
Happy Holidays, everybody
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2016, 12:27:25 PM »



The the books of the old testament were written 100's and in some cases thousands of years before the New Testament and the birth of Christ.

The Old Testament Contains almost 350 prophesies predicting the coming of Christ.   


Example:
Christ crucified  Propehsized in (Psalm 22:16)
Fulfilling:  Jesus was crucified  (John 19:17, 18)   

Just fullfilling that prophecy
1 x 104 or 1 in 10,000


8 of them are considered 'major.'   He fulfilled all 344 of  them all but the odds of fulfilling just the first 8 are as so:


1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Happy Birthday Jesus.
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Re: Merry Christmas
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Re: Merry Christmas
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2016, 01:41:41 PM »
My Uber driver today -- lovely fella named Abatarab -- probably doesn't celebrate the holiday
:lol Uber driver? You fvcking lozers really do this?
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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2016, 02:05:08 PM »
:lol Uber driver? You fvcking lozers really do this?

"My" uber driver.    Saluki says that like he had a chauffeur.

Just like when he says "We."     As in today when the Ravens kick the shit out of his Stillers he's going to say  "We lost to the Ravens again."

:lol Saluki calling uber with his flip phone lacking GPS.   And not tipping.


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Re: Merry Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2016, 06:34:53 PM »
As in today when the Ravens kick the shit out of his Stillers he's going to say  "We lost to the Ravens again."

How's that loss taste? fvcking twat
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