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I might be heading to Israel
« on: February 15, 2017, 09:55:24 PM »
Might have to go for a week.  Anything I should know so I dont insult the locals?   :popcorn
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2017, 06:29:00 AM »
Go to East Jerusalem and pull out a pulled pork sandwich.
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2017, 07:25:49 AM »
They are going to ask you a bunch of questions when you get there.   Just tell them you are canadian and they'll let you through.   

They will be speaking Hebrew as you are walking out the door because they'll be talking about you...

they'll be saying stuff like "That's one of those people that eat round bacon that's really ham."     "
"The last person from Canada  that shot a rifle in anger was some guy on a dog sled I saw on national geographic channel--he shot a moose."   

"She probably lives in an Igloo."    "Canadians are not really human."  etc...   

  basically all the racist shit against Canadians.  /s/ SnakeEyes
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2017, 07:40:57 AM »
When going through immigration call them all a bunch of Christ killers.  They love that.

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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2017, 07:45:35 AM »
i hope they dont have internet there  :popcorn
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2017, 07:52:58 AM »
i hope they dont have internet there  :popcorn
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2017, 10:54:24 AM »
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2017, 11:04:55 AM »
Wear a bulky vest and yell Allah Akbar everywhere you go.
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2017, 11:20:43 AM »
Have a nice trip and visit.  :)
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2017, 11:32:38 AM »
If you wear this, you should be fine.



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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2017, 12:28:04 PM »
Hey, PWD.  First of all, thanks for the picture.  But you didn't say which one you were.


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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2017, 12:43:17 PM »
God Damn.

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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2017, 01:11:21 PM »
Wear a bulky fest and yell Allah Akbar everywhere you go.

wtf is a fest?


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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2017, 01:12:06 PM »
Boges at the Israeli airport-

Sir, you have to take off that fest.
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Re: I might be heading to Israel
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2017, 05:44:59 PM »
Might have to go for a week.  Anything I should know so I dont insult the locals?   :popcorn

say. Sally snakbar 3 times before answering any of the customs questions.  Its a sign of respect.
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