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Joe in EastVan

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MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« on: April 06, 2017, 02:49:46 PM »
Hello, I'm Mike Lindell, inventor of MyPillow and like all of you I had trouble sleeping. That's why 10 years ago I invented MyPillow.
*I personally guarantee MyPillow will be the most comfortable pillow you'll ever own!





*My pillow is shit and I'm full of shit and I personally guarantee shit.


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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 02:51:02 PM »
I have several.   They are pwn.

You got to size them though online which is a pain in the ass.. measure you shoulder to your head.. etc...    pain in the ass.
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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2017, 03:21:44 PM »
I have several.   They are pwn.

You got to size them though online which is a pain in the ass.. measure you shoulder to your head.. etc...    pain in the ass.

Tudo, include a recent pic of you and this can be a testimonial  :koolaid

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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2017, 03:22:37 PM »
Tudo, include a recent pic of you and this can be a testimonial  :koolaid

That pillow looks lumpier than Tudo's head.  Not sure it's the testimonial that would work.
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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2017, 03:45:09 PM »
The MyPillow guy sounds exactly like Jesse Ventura.

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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 04:01:02 PM »
I'd rather sleep on my blinds from blindster.com than those shit pillows.
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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2017, 07:51:06 PM »
My pillow

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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2017, 08:28:44 PM »
Here's your pillow

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Re: MyPillow® (*SPONSORED )
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2017, 05:30:33 PM »
Short but I also have the girth.