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I'm moving
« on: April 07, 2017, 10:18:38 am »
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-masturbation-bill-is-now-in-the-hands-of-11052043.php

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee

The bill contains provisions that would put restrictions on masturbation, vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:
* The state must create a booklet called "A Man's Right to Know" that contains information on the benefits of and risks of vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies. A man must review the booklet before getting the procedure.
* A doctor must get consent from the man before providing any of the treatments. The man may only get the treatment after waiting 24 hours and reviewing "A Man's Right to Know."
* A man will be fined $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." The fines will benefit children in the care of the Department of Family and Protective Services.
* A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before receiving treatments.
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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2017, 11:14:34 am »
Headline Puns.   Those shit press libtards sure or clever.   /s/  Chink In the Armor

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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2017, 04:03:47 pm »
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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2017, 07:48:03 pm »
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-masturbation-bill-is-now-in-the-hands-of-11052043.php

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee

The bill contains provisions that would put restrictions on masturbation, vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies, including:
* The state must create a booklet called "A Man's Right to Know" that contains information on the benefits of and risks of vasectomies, Viagra prescriptions and colonoscopies. A man must review the booklet before getting the procedure.
* A doctor must get consent from the man before providing any of the treatments. The man may only get the treatment after waiting 24 hours and reviewing "A Man's Right to Know."
* A man will be fined $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." The fines will benefit children in the care of the Department of Family and Protective Services.
* A man must receive a rectal exam and an MRI of his rectum before receiving treatments.

does that include public bowel movements.....f

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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2017, 06:56:03 pm »
When masturbation is no longer linked to the hands is when there's a problem.

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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2017, 08:30:32 pm »
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fvcking lonely.

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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2017, 12:01:47 am »
When masturbation's lost its fun you're fvcking lonely.

Or you could just suck my dick until your lips fall off.
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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2017, 05:20:01 am »
Clever headline.   There's a chink in the armor!!!
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Re: I'm moving
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2017, 05:33:52 pm »
Or you could just suck my dick until your lips fall off.

I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind and I smell like shit.