Author Topic: Rudy Sucks (Read 2633 times)

Hedstrom · « **on:** April 09, 2017, 03:39:45 pm »

No revelation here...but this was pretty lulz to read.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/rudy-sucks-1768450547

"One coach even says he’ll let Rudy play in one pity game so that his friends and family can see that he’s a real Notre Dame player. (He’s not.) But then that coach dies or something (I was checking my phone while re-watching the movie last night and missed this part) and the new head coach sees Rudy for what he really is—a shit player who doesn’t really deserve to be there. Unfortunately, this lone MAN OF SENSE is pressured by his team to let Rudy suit up for the big game against Georgia Tech."

"Anyway, the game happens. Rudy is stuck on the bench in his little football costume. Notre Dame is winning by a lot, so finally—after more pressure from his team and the crowd—the coach is like, “Whatever, Rudy, you dumb fvck. Go on the field and run around in your little circles or whatever. The fvck do I care.” So Rudy gets out there, yells “what do I do!” (answer: football)"