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Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« on: May 13, 2017, 07:53:35 am »
Not that there will be any cares, but I receive my Doctorate of Jurisprudence today.  I will be hooded; mine is purple.  This is slightly different that stoolie or modells hood which is usually walmart white and involves a grand wizard. 



No more pokemon headbands, or classes, or staring at coeds.  The halls of higher education must grow smaller in my rear view mirror.

Purple velvet signifying law, extended hood for doctorate recipients, and honors cords for dean's list, law review and moot court honor board.



Please feel free to add your own regalia pix, or whatever moves you. 

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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2017, 08:21:30 am »
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 08:43:40 am »
Congrats.

I would rack you but I'm on muh phone so I won't.
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 09:05:53 am »
Salute!! :koolaid
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2017, 09:29:29 am »
i liked your old job better.

congrats though.
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2017, 10:02:01 am »
Who fvcking cares. :koolaid
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2017, 11:23:32 am »
Your burgeoning career as a Public Defender awaits.

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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2017, 11:34:14 am »
cool story bro  referee2

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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2017, 01:35:12 pm »
Bad ass ... well done  :koolaid
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2017, 02:46:02 pm »
Does this mean you won't have time to post here anymore?   :koolaid
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2017, 02:56:56 pm »
Ambulance chaser :lol
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2017, 07:45:08 pm »
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2017, 07:46:46 pm »

so jungle slayer is now hooded errr knighted? didn't know you needed a JD for that, but congrats.  >:D
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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2017, 08:44:35 pm »
Not that there will be any cares, but I receive my Doctorate of Jurisprudence today.  I will be hooded; mine is purple.  This is slightly different that stoolie or modells hood which is usually walmart white and involves a grand wizard. 



No more pokemon headbands, or classes, or staring at coeds.  The halls of higher education must grow smaller in my rear view mirror.

Purple velvet signifying law, extended hood for doctorate recipients, and honors cords for dean's list, law review and moot court honor board.



Please feel free to add your own regalia pix, or whatever moves you.

post it bro.

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Re: Jungleslayer, Esquire.
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2017, 09:42:30 pm »
Still doesn't mean you aren't a bumbling retard and one of the biggest board idiots.
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