So the other day I was driving through some shitpit town in Oklahomo when some jerkoff in his 77 Caddy with no license plates and the plastic pieces busted out behind the tail lights ran his broke ass car our of gas. Then this roundheaded chicken fukker got out of his even older and shitier (because of all the shit) pickup truck and tried helping him push it to a gas station, not the nearest gas station mind you, but the closest one that accepts cash only and ebt cards, instead of just using his farm truck to push him. Now if you've ever had the displeasure of travelling through this godforsaken palce, you would know that these two lane gravel roads are not conducive to passing on. So now we're all stuck behind some shit spreader while these two mongoloids are trying to scrape up change off their floorboards so he can afford a half gallon of gas for a car with no oil.