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Everyone sux
« on: May 14, 2017, 02:17:30 pm »
Friday afternoon, im sitting in the left hand turn lane. I am the second car in line. Happens to be one of those intersections where there are 2 turn lanes coming from each direction.  The light turns green and the car ahead of me doesn't move. My original thought was get off the fvcking phone. Before I can lay on the horn I see an older black man get out of his car. He attempts to push this 90's cadi thru this intersection. I turned on my flashers jumped out and told him to get in his car. Everyone of you sit through 2 or 3 light cycles watching me push this fvcking cadi into the gas station about 3/4 of a block down the road. You were all content to sit in the conditioned air. My truck is holding up about 30 cars that are trying to turn left. It amazed me that 40 or 50 of you fags were in eyeball shot of watching this go down and not one of you decided to help.  :uhh
I am sure there is a lesson here.  :popcorn
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2017, 03:46:46 pm »
Cool story, bro. Now you can say you aren't racist, you helped a black guy push his caddy to the gas station.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2017, 04:11:16 pm »
Pretty sure none of those people post here.

Keep the Facebook status updates over there, k?
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2017, 04:22:30 pm »
Pretty sure none of those people post here.

Keep the Facebook status updates over there, k?
"Those people" are you referring to the weak minded, gen X that thinks everything is given to them? Pretty sure they are all here.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2017, 04:48:05 pm »
the weak minded, gen X that thinks everything is given to them?

So you're a baby boomer then? And you dont see any irony in that bullshit you posted?

Google the definition of irony and then re-read it.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2017, 05:07:02 pm »
So the other day I was driving through some shitpit town in Oklahomo when some jerkoff in his 77 Caddy with no license plates and the plastic pieces busted out behind the tail lights ran his broke ass car our of gas. Then this roundheaded chicken fukker got out of his even older and shitier (because of all the shit) pickup truck and tried helping him push it to a gas station, not the nearest gas station mind you, but the closest one that accepts cash only and ebt cards, instead of just using his farm truck to push him. Now if you've ever had the displeasure of travelling through this godforsaken palce, you would know that these two lane gravel roads are not conducive to passing on. So now we're all stuck behind some shit spreader while these two mongoloids are trying to scrape up change off their floorboards so he can afford a half gallon of gas for a car with no oil.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2017, 05:33:44 pm »
Swing and a miss
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2017, 05:45:35 pm »
So you're a baby boomer then? And you dont see any irony in that bullshit you posted?

Google the definition of irony and then re-read it.
Lay your lazy ass down in the back of your bamblance and don't help. Irony? If that's what  you take from that story so be it.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2017, 06:33:15 pm »
So the other day I was driving through some shitpit town in Oklahomo when some jerkoff in his 77 Caddy with no license plates and the plastic pieces busted out behind the tail lights ran his broke ass car our of gas. Then this roundheaded chicken fukker got out of his even older and shitier (because of all the shit) pickup truck and tried helping him push it to a gas station, not the nearest gas station mind you, but the closest one that accepts cash only and ebt cards, instead of just using his farm truck to push him. Now if you've ever had the displeasure of travelling through this godforsaken palce, you would know that these two lane gravel roads are not conducive to passing on. So now we're all stuck behind some shit spreader while these two mongoloids are trying to scrape up change off their floorboards so he can afford a half gallon of gas for a car with no oil.

:lol JStab wins
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Re: Everyone sux
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 :lol :lol :lol :lol TKO
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2017, 07:07:08 pm »
Friday afternoon, im sitting in the left hand turn lane. I am the second car in line. Happens to be one of those intersections where there are 2 turn lanes coming from each direction.  The light turns green and the car ahead of me doesn't move. My original thought was get off the fvcking phone. Before I can lay on the horn I see an older black man get out of his car. He attempts to push this 90's cadi thru this intersection. I turned on my flashers jumped out and told him to get in his car. Everyone of you sit through 2 or 3 light cycles watching me push this fvcking cadi into the gas station about 3/4 of a block down the road. You were all content to sit in the conditioned air. My truck is holding up about 30 cars that are trying to turn left. It amazed me that 40 or 50 of you fags were in eyeball shot of watching this go down and not one of you decided to help.  :uhh
I am sure there is a lesson here.  :popcorn

nam, i'm wth you on the lazy fvckers but prolly should have left out the black man reference.

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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2017, 07:20:21 pm »
Lay your lazy ass down in the back of your bamblance and don't help. Irony? If that's what  you take from that story so be it.

You're too stupid to have an intelligent conversation. Noted.
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Re: Everyone sux
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2017, 08:56:12 pm »
who fvcking cares
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