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when did you stop beating your wife
« on: May 19, 2017, 06:26:56 pm »
a lawyer asks you " when did you stop beating your wife?". answer yes or no he/she says. i say "i have never beaten my wife." case closed.

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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2017, 12:02:24 pm »
When isn't a yes or no question dumbfvck. 

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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2017, 03:23:40 pm »
Good question, David Stern.
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 04:14:54 pm »
Was this Jims lawyer?  :popcorn
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2017, 07:03:48 am »
Calbob representing dash f. :lol
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2017, 06:23:01 pm »
Just like when a cop asks how much have you had to drink tonight. Not a goddam thing
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2017, 06:38:52 pm »
Just like when a cop asks how much have you had to drink tonight.

That happen to you a lot?
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2017, 07:10:04 pm »
When isn't a yes or no question dumbfvck.

FP picks it up early, +1.


OK, yes or no question, did you stop beating your wife?

I still answer, i never beat my wife, and you can eat shit........

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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2017, 07:24:34 pm »
you are like a genius. 

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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2017, 11:55:35 pm »
you are like a genius.

Frank is such a genius that your sarcasm was way under his head.
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2017, 06:13:23 am »
"Stop talking and answer the question"

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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2017, 07:20:32 am »
ottawa wives are really going to get it if they don't shut up this weekend. :drink
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2017, 07:52:50 am »
ottawa wives are really going to get it if they don't shut up this weekend. :drink

They already got it double last night when the Senators got knocked out of the playoffs
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Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2017, 11:40:33 am »
Frank is such a genius that your sarcasm was way under his head.
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