« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3

Author Topic: when did you stop beating your wife  (Read 830 times)

frankinhouston

  • -Member-
  • Posts: 5034
  • Karma: +21
    • @harryhooper8
when did you stop beating your wife
« on: May 19, 2017, 06:26:56 pm »
a lawyer asks you " when did you stop beating your wife?". answer yes or no he/she says. i say "i have never beaten my wife." case closed.

f
Logged
Texas A&M AggiesHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

Front Porch

  • Rat bastard
  • -Security-
  • Posts: 18729
  • Karma: +14
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2017, 12:02:24 pm »
When isn't a yes or no question dumbfvck. 
Logged

Steve in HTown

  • -Admin-
  • Posts: 21946
  • Karma: +184
    • stucknut
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2017, 03:23:40 pm »
Good question, David Stern.
Logged
Texas LonghornsHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

Norman in Norman

  • RIP Mike in Sandy Eggo
  • -Nutter-
  • Posts: 5568
  • Karma: +29
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2017, 04:14:54 pm »
Was this Jims lawyer?  :popcorn
Logged
Oklahoma SoonersSt. Louis CardinalsOklahoma City ThunderHouston Texans
Mohrrior

Club America

  • I'm Misery Company
  • -Tards-
  • Posts: 12818
  • Karma: +19
  • Things get damaged, things get broken.
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2017, 07:03:48 am »
Calbob representing dash f. :lol
Logged
Arkansas RazorbacksLos Angeles DodgersDenver BroncosColorado Avalanche
fvck off

jeff in tucson

  • puts the "semen" in amusement :koolaid
  • -Nutter-
  • Posts: 4724
  • Karma: +9
    • sb1070supporter
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2017, 06:23:01 pm »
Just like when a cop asks how much have you had to drink tonight. Not a goddam thing
Logged
Arizona WildcatsArizona DiamondbacksPhoenix SunsDallas CowboysPhoenix Coyotes

Spanky

  • -Security-
  • Posts: 27256
  • Karma: +27
  • Has 2008 racks more than this
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2017, 06:38:52 pm »
Quote from: jeff in tucson on May 21, 2017, 06:23:01 pm
Just like when a cop asks how much have you had to drink tonight.

That happen to you a lot?
Logged
Nebraska CornhuskersNew York YankeesNew York JetsMontreal Canadiens

frankinhouston

  • -Member-
  • Posts: 5034
  • Karma: +21
    • @harryhooper8
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2017, 07:10:04 pm »
Quote from: Front Porch on May 20, 2017, 12:02:24 pm
When isn't a yes or no question dumbfvck.

FP picks it up early, +1.


OK, yes or no question, did you stop beating your wife?

I still answer, i never beat my wife, and you can eat shit........

f
Logged
Texas A&M AggiesHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

Front Porch

  • Rat bastard
  • -Security-
  • Posts: 18729
  • Karma: +14
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2017, 07:24:34 pm »
you are like a genius. 
Logged

frankinhouston

  • -Member-
  • Posts: 5034
  • Karma: +21
    • @harryhooper8
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2017, 07:54:13 pm »
Logged
Texas A&M AggiesHouston AstrosHouston RocketsHouston Texans

Justin NoCal

  • Dickpuss Penegor, PhD.
  • -Nutter-
  • Posts: 10186
  • Karma: +55
  • leave the gun, take the cannolis
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2017, 11:55:35 pm »
Quote from: Front Porch on May 24, 2017, 07:24:34 pm
you are like a genius.

Frank is such a genius that your sarcasm was way under his head.
Logged
California Golden BearsSan Francisco GiantsSacramento KingsWashington Redskins
Elevate, excavate, eliminate.

Hedstrom

  • -Nutter-
  • Posts: 10453
  • Karma: +29
  • Born and Raised in South Detroit
    • hedstrombacon
    • @hedstrombacon
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2017, 06:13:23 am »
"Stop talking and answer the question"

**crickets**
Logged
Miami DolphinsCalgary Flames

rocket625

  • Go Raiders
  • -Member-
  • Posts: 1433
  • Karma: +6
  • Rip Curl
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2017, 07:20:32 am »
ottawa wives are really going to get it if they don't shut up this weekend. :drink
Logged
UCSB GauchosLos Angeles DodgersLos Angeles LakersOakland RaidersLos Angeles Kings

Spanky

  • -Security-
  • Posts: 27256
  • Karma: +27
  • Has 2008 racks more than this
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2017, 07:52:50 am »
Quote from: rocket625 on May 26, 2017, 07:20:32 am
ottawa wives are really going to get it if they don't shut up this weekend. :drink

They already got it double last night when the Senators got knocked out of the playoffs
Logged
Nebraska CornhuskersNew York YankeesNew York JetsMontreal Canadiens

Norman in Norman

  • RIP Mike in Sandy Eggo
  • -Nutter-
  • Posts: 5568
  • Karma: +29
Re: when did you stop beating your wife
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2017, 11:40:33 am »
Quote from: Justin NoCal on May 25, 2017, 11:55:35 pm
Frank is such a genius that your sarcasm was way under his head.
:lol
Logged
Oklahoma SoonersSt. Louis CardinalsOklahoma City ThunderHouston Texans
Mohrrior
Pages: [1] 2 3
« previous next »