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I got pulled over by a cop today
« on: June 13, 2017, 04:12:18 pm »
We have a fvcking retarded rule in Ontario.  You cant turn until pedestrians are across the street.  9 times out of 10,  fvcking pedestrians will cross on a red light.   Im at an advanced green for me and a fvcking fat tard crossed against the light.  This time a cop happened to be present to see it.  So as this fvcking fat tard is crossing against the light, Im chirping out the window about it,  The cop hears me and does a U-ee and pulls me over.

Cop:  I pulled you over just to let you know, the guy is blind and has a cane.  Did you not see he had a cane?

Me:  Oh are you saying laws only apply to sighted people now? 

Cop:  Shakes his head and walks away.

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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2017, 04:18:13 pm »
We have a fvcking retarded rule in Ontario.  You cant turn until pedestrians are across the street.  9 times out of 10,  fvcking pedestrians will cross on a red light.   Im at an advanced green for me and a fvcking fat tard crossed against the light.  This time a cop happened to be present to see it.  So as this fvcking fat tard is crossing against the light, Im chirping out the window about it,  The cop hears me and does a U-ee and pulls me over.

Cop:  I pulled you over just to let you know, the guy is blind and has a cane.  Did you not see he had a cane?

Me:  Oh are you saying laws only apply to sighted people now? 

Cop:  Shakes his head and walks away.

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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2017, 04:32:43 pm »
Wtf is an "advanced green?"

Speek engrish you damb forener.

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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2017, 04:33:59 pm »
I once took a giant shit in the middle of an intersection when the bar let out.  :koolaid

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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2017, 05:04:20 pm »
Wtf is an "advanced green?"

They have advanced green lights so the Candadidans can pretend to be advanced at something
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2017, 05:49:49 pm »
Inb4 "Shut up, bitch"
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2017, 06:13:42 pm »
You live in cananaduh you deserve stupid fvcking rulz.  :koolaid
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2017, 07:15:56 pm »
Things that didn't happen for 200, Alex
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2017, 07:29:41 pm »
yes I told a blind man off today - canada FF yeah!!@
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2017, 07:40:09 pm »
Things that didn't happen for 200, Alex

Totally true it happened,  I posted it on the internet, it is for real damnit!!!   >:( >:( >:(
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2017, 07:51:36 pm »
i happened to be in Toronto today....

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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2017, 12:39:02 pm »
"shakes head and walks away" ? WTF? Canadian cops are bigger pussies than Canadian residents. must be nice, That kind of attitude around here gets an automatic " I smell alcohol or I smell weed" and he's all up in your shit and lying through their teeth the whole time. Anything they can write you up for they will. The 4th and 5th amendments are there for you to use. Cops are counting on you to not know that.  They are lying to you most of the time because they can. Why not, it makes their job easier?
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2017, 12:49:10 pm »
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2017, 01:24:47 pm »
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Re: I got pulled over by a cop today
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