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I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« on: July 03, 2017, 07:19:54 pm »
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2017, 08:37:15 pm »
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2017, 09:17:27 pm »
What the fvck is wrong with you? Honestly, what is wrong with you? Head trauma? Fetal alcohol syndrome? Crack baby?
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Front Porch

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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2017, 09:29:02 pm »
probably from the south.

The south is dum. 
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2017, 09:48:04 pm »
That is not true.
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2017, 09:58:22 pm »
It is true.

Ask SE, he told me so. 
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2017, 10:08:35 pm »
Not uh
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2017, 10:18:15 pm »
lol @ comments!

Stupid is no conspiracy.

It just -----> is.



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Apple, Amazon, Google, and Microsoft all finished at 123.47 today.


https://www.google.com/finance?q=AAPL&ei=991aWZDLAdSB0ATCvbGIBw
https://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ%3AAMZN&ei=591aWbHUMo3-
https://www.google.com/finance?q=GOOG&ei=991aWZDLAdSB0ATCvbGIBw
https://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ%3AMSFT&ei=od5aWZjCEYqN0AT12KnoBg

All corrected now.

123.47 means nothing.
Really, it doesn't.




Goodnight now!


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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2017, 11:13:02 pm »
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-03/nasdaq-triggers-market-wide-circuit-breaker-amzn-crashes-87-after-hours


Nasdaq Triggers Market-Wide Circuit-Breaker As AMZN "Crashes" 87% After-Hours

Nasdaq has issued a market-wide trading halt amid what appears to be a "glitch" that sent a number of the largest Nasdaq-listed stocks to crash or spike to exactly $123.47 per share.

This move crashed the value of companies including Amazon and Apple, sparked chaos in Microsoft, while sending Zynga rocketing up more than 3000%.

On the eve of the US Independence Day holiday and in after-hours trading, The FT reports that market data show that companies such as Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, eBay and Zynga were repriced at $123.47.

The Bloomberg data terminal listed either “market wide circuit breaker halt — level 2” or “volatility trading pause” on all the stocks affected.

The glitch did not affect any market trading, including after hours.

The mysterious reset to $123.47 per share meant that Amazon in theory saw its share price marked down 87.2 per cent...







All is well.
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2017, 03:42:56 pm »
Don't worry about this pooptart guy, after he blasphemy Ethan's name his days are numbered.
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2017, 05:01:01 pm »
Quote from: Norman in Norman on July 04, 2017, 03:42:56 pm
Don't worry about this pooptart guy, after he blasphemy Ethan's name his days are numbered.

GFY

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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2017, 07:43:26 pm »
Quote from: Front Porch on July 03, 2017, 09:29:02 pm
probably from the south.

The south is dum.

dum, harrrrr

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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2017, 10:39:29 am »
Quote from: Norman in Norman on July 04, 2017, 03:42:56 pm
Don't worry about this pooptart guy, after he blasphemy Ethan's name his days are numbered.

Yeah he was salty because some dude he got ass banged by 123.47 times fell off the edge of the flat earth or something.

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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2017, 12:41:34 pm »
You dont think you may be over reacting a wee bit.
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Re: I'm not really a conspiracy theorist
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2017, 12:48:20 pm »
fake news
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