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A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« on: August 04, 2017, 07:44:24 pm »
A man from Kileen has a giant penis
It has attracted a record man from G'ness
The worst job ever had, scoring taint to freeness
Should be left to to a nutter named Beavis

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Re: A limberdick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2017, 10:56:10 pm »
:lol what's going on here?   :lol

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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2017, 10:46:39 am »
i have no idea
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2017, 12:48:54 pm »
A man from Kileen has a giant penis
It has attracted a record man from G'ness
The worst job ever had, scoring taint to freeness
Should be left to to a nutter named Beavis
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Re: A limberdick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2017, 07:51:53 pm »
:lol what's going on here?   :lol

not cotto. that's for sure.

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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2017, 03:03:07 pm »
Technically speaking that is one of the worst limericks I have ever read.
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2017, 05:43:01 pm »
A man from Kileen has a giant penis
It has attracted a record man from G'ness
The worst job ever had, scoring taint to freeness
Should be left to to a nutter named Beavis
  referee1  5-7-5
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Re: A limberdick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2017, 06:13:31 pm »
not cotto. that's for sure.

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I forgot about Cotto and the gax bar he used to work at.   :lol
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Re: A limberdick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2017, 07:30:52 pm »
I forgot about Cotto and the gax bar he used to work at.   :lol

fvck THE DAMN LIMERICK. COTTO STARTED "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE," sayin

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Re: A limberdick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2017, 09:07:47 pm »
fvck THE DAMN LIMERICK. COTTO STARTED "WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE," sayin

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All of this Cotto talk reminds me of when we trolled the Cat Forums place and someone was Catto.  I was Meow Ferguson.  :lol
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2017, 11:03:24 pm »
Catto is clever. Meow Ferguson is not. Hahahahahaah
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2017, 07:11:29 pm »
  referee1  5-7-5

5-7-5 is a haiku, dipfvck.

A limerick is a generally a with a rhyme scheme:

Perhaps, losely:

There once was a numbnut from stucknut,

whose penis was so short it looked like a second butt,

he was OK with sitting to pee,

and blamed it on the his mommee also being daddee,

such is life in the stucknut


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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2017, 09:43:36 pm »
5-7-5 is a haiku, dipfvck.

A limerick is a generally a with a rhyme scheme:

Perhaps, losely:

There once was a numbnut from stucknut,

whose penis was so short it looked like a second butt,

he was OK with sitting to pee,

and blamed it on the his mommee also being daddee,

such is life in the stucknut
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2017, 09:57:27 pm »
Catto is clever. Meow Ferguson is not.
 :uhh

I got some props for that nic in chat back in the day.  :koolaid
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Re: A limerick to giant Texas penis man
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2017, 10:50:11 pm »
From who? Club America, Jokey or Jungleslayer?
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