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Keep Austin Weird
« on: August 15, 2017, 03:43:02 pm »

A Mexican national is on the run after he failed to appear in court on accusations he had sex with chain-link fence in Travis County, Texas.

Eliodoro Estala, 32, is charged with indecent exposure in connection to the alleged "of'fence" that occurred in the 920 block of Fieldwood Drive.

According to to the warrant provided by The Smoking Gun, officers got a call about a man having sex with a fence on March 1. The witness told police she saw her neighbor peeing on the fence and began filming him.  She said he took off his clothes and began to perform imaginary sexual acts on the fence that escalated in lewdness. Eventually,  Estala allegedly began to have sex with the fence – including penetrating the fence– which he apparently believed to be a woman.

When officers arrived, they reportedly found Estala walking out of his duplex in a drunken stupor. Though he denied it, officers arrested him anyway after identifying him in the witness' photographs.

He posted bond after his initial arrest which has since been forfeited.
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Re: Keep Austin Weird
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2017, 03:46:26 pm »
I wonder if that happened at Read's house
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Re: Keep Austin Weird
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2017, 08:24:22 pm »
I wonder if that happened at Read's house

No chance, Reid's fence is made of lattice and fruit.
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Re: Keep Austin Weird
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2017, 08:49:24 pm »
Where's the video?
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Re: Keep Austin Weird
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2017, 07:26:42 am »
http://www.complex.com/life/2017/08/texas-man-who-had-sex-with-fence-on-the-run-from-police?utm_campaign=complexmag&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social
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In today’s edition of "what in the actual fvck?" news, an Austin, Texas man is on the run from authorities after being charged with indecent exposure for allegedly having sex with a chain link fence. 32-year-old Eliodoro Estala did not show up in court last week to face the charges, which means his initial bail has been forfeited and a warrant has now been issued for his arrest.


check your backyards, this dude is on the run
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Re: Keep Austin Weird
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2017, 10:33:38 am »
the doods in Arkansas & Souf Carolina who had sects w/the donkey and pit bull respectively thinks that dood is sick.....
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