I subscribe to the panspermia theory. What say you?
Did your god or all knowing one just blow his/it's load in the galaxy/solar system and sit back with a pack of futuristic PBR and watch as we drove cars in circles or bounced off of ropes while we wrestled like sea monkeys?
Is the planets water just made of natural H2O in your idol's jism? Are we all better looking forms and genetical adaptations of PWD's beer face?
Is the earth flat enough to puddle your god's jism? How did we all get here?